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annie lennox calling for a ceasefire during the grammys but being completely overshadowed by taylor swift announcing the release of some new songs is like an onion headline except it actually happened

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Memorialising Tom singing I’m Just Ken karaoke forever.

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Ayo Edebiri accepting the Critics Choice award for Best Actress in a Comedy

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I’ll never get over marc reaching out to vale with his hand after making him fall in 2018, that was just so cinematic to me

if i was less of a coward this would be my phone lockscreen

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please please please let me get what i wanttttt

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it’s called “hip-hop” Lizzie, you wouldn’t understand. just take the picture. 

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Writing Tips

Punctuating Dialogue

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➸ “This is a sentence.”

➸ “This is a sentence with a dialogue tag at the end,” she said.

➸ “This,” he said, “is a sentence split by a dialogue tag.”

➸ “This is a sentence,” she said. “This is a new sentence. New sentences are capitalized.”

➸ “This is a sentence followed by an action.” He stood. “They are separate sentences because he did not speak by standing.”

➸ She said, “Use a comma to introduce dialogue. The quote is capitalized when the dialogue tag is at the beginning.”

➸ “Use a comma when a dialogue tag follows a quote,” he said.

“Unless there is a question mark?” she asked.

“Or an exclamation point!” he answered. “The dialogue tag still remains uncapitalized because it’s not truly the end of the sentence.”

➸ “Periods and commas should be inside closing quotations.”

➸ “Hey!” she shouted, “Sometimes exclamation points are inside quotations.”

However, if it’s not dialogue exclamation points can also be “outside”!

➸ “Does this apply to question marks too?” he asked.

If it’s not dialogue, can question marks be “outside”? (Yes, they can.)

➸ “This applies to dashes too. Inside quotations dashes typically express—“

“Interruption” — but there are situations dashes may be outside.

➸ “You’ll notice that exclamation marks, question marks, and dashes do not have a comma after them. Ellipses don’t have a comma after them either…” she said.

➸ “My teacher said, ‘Use single quotation marks when quoting within dialogue.’”

➸ “Use paragraph breaks to indicate a new speaker,” he said.

“The readers will know it’s someone else speaking.”

➸ “If it’s the same speaker but different paragraph, keep the closing quotation off.

“This shows it’s the same character continuing to speak.”

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imagine dying while brass monkey by the beastie boys plays

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kendall roy if he was a tv show

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what’s stopping me from logging into my wattpad, making a spike jonze fic then leaving for another year??

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you know what i think is a coincidence that i still can’t get over? i posted a video on youtube in may 2022 about songs i wanted in marvel movies and one of those songs is dog days are over by florence and the machine and then a year later guardians of the galaxy vol.3 came out and guess what song was featured in it? dog days are over

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me when johnny knoxville said spike jonze lingers after he kisses

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spike saying “one guy showed up and he wasn’t very nice to me. he wanted to eat and fuck basically and i wanted a little conversation first” has never left my mind ever since i heard it

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pookies i am begging for more spike content 🙏. maybe bf headcanons in og jackass era??

spike jonze headcanons

an: I LOVE SPIKE SO MUCH 🫶🏼 here ya go pookie <3 lmk if y’all want bf headcanons with older spike and the jackass crew i’m so into my jackass phase rn

ok so the og jackass era omg bf spike would NOT want you to visit the jackass set because he knows the guys want to prank you but you tell him it’s fine

the first time you visited the set, spike kept you by his side at all times even if he was needed somewhere he would bring you with him

this man is paranoid that you’ll be the victim of a jackass prank

he showed you around the set and introduced you to the cast and crew

the guys instantly loved you and swore to spike that you would never be pranked

but this is jackass were talking about 😍 ofc that didn’t happen (i have a spike fic in the works about this so for now, this is all you’re gonna get lol)

bf spike obviously teaches you the basics of skateboarding

ok ok so do y’all remember the ding dong prank that johnny did in jackass number two?? there’s an extended scene if i remember correctly with johnny pranking jeff, spike and ryan and of course you’re there when spike gets pranked

so before you arrive to johnny’s house, johnny let you know that he was going to prank spike so when you and your bf walked to the front gate, you let go of his hand and stand aside

spike is like “wtf?? hold my hand??” because he loves to hold your hand anytime

n e ways he presses the button and a pink air bag hits his pretty face 💕 (in the og prank it missed him but let’s just pretend this man got hit 😍)

you gasp bc that’s your bf getting hit in the face but also you wants to laugh a little because this is what jackass is just a bunch of grown men pranking each other and doing stunts

“did you know? is that why you stood over there?” spike asked you while laughing

“yeah johnny told me about it”

obviously he’s gonna ask you to kiss it better 🙄

he always asks for your opinion about a stunt/prank

OKAY BUT LETS TALK ABOUT WHEN HE DRESSES UP AS GLORIA

spike keeps gloria a secret so he has the chance to scare you

ok i’m kind of running out of ideas rn because i’m sleep deprived BUT more spike fics coming soon i promise <3

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thinking ALOT about spike jonze 🫶🏼