bess3714

[bess3714]

does my gay little dance

[bess3714]

i am afraid of people who reblog things with no tags. not even any identifiers like the show it’s from or anything. just silence. what are you thinking?? hello??

[bess3714]

Did y’all know queue limit is 1000? They don’t let you put more in than that. Wild

[bess3714]

"I bet it doesn't hurt that bad, I don't have time for this shit."

[bess3714]

does my gay little dance

[bess3714]

[bess3714]

Art by Rachel Eaton

[bess3714]

My Neighbor, clearly concerned: better watch out, there’s a Mountain Lion in the area!

Me, with the enthusiasm of Steve Irwin hearing there’s a Croc in his neighbor’s pool: WHERE!? Is it still there?

My Neighbor, who was clearly expecting a different emotional reaction: um

[bess3714]

the only two ways i can categorize height is if i see something tall i go 'woah, big boy man' and if i see something short i go 'hah.. baby man' and idk what to blame for this. anyway wanna hear about the times ghosts have touched my ass

[bess3714]

Homes are expensive because of landlords hoarding them for profit, not because of regulations.

[bess3714]

I was walking on a rather remote beach when I came upon this Whip eel drying up in the sun. These are intertidal eels that can actually handle themselves out of water for a bit, but it’s not normal for them to be fully exposed in direct sunlight like this. The tide was at least six hours from coming in and I felt like this eel was in distress, so I made the decision to dig him out and return to the ocean. His body was too delicate to be simply pulled from the hole without injury, so I got to digging.

This endeavor took about 40 minutes as the eel was quite long and difficult to excavate. Also had to continually refill my temporary eel pond to keep him from drying out entirely while I worked.

If you are an eel aficionado like myself, please enjoy this silly little video of the relocation process set to some jaunty royalty-free disco music.

[bess3714]

Never underestimate Dionysus.. 💜

[bess3714]

reread reared reread 🫶

[bess3714]

Mermay 2025 by Paul Briggs

[bess3714]