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Ultimate Word Tournament!

tchotchke (English, Yiddish) טשאַטשקע [ˈtʃɑtʃkə] A small object that is decorative rather than strictly functional; a trinket.

gatito/gatita (Spanish) [ɡaˈtito] [ɡaˈtita] a kitten; a small cat.

Tchotchke Propaganda 1 Tchotchke Propaganda 2

Gatito/Gatita Propaganda

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Ultimate Word Tournament!

Backpfeifengesicht (German) [ˈbakp͡faɪ̯fənɡəˌzɪçt] a face in need of being punched.

gatito/gatita (Spanish) [ɡaˈtito] [ɡaˈtita] a kitten; a small cat.

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Different anon lol. I got invested in the word tournament and gatito won but is going up against another word now and barely winning. There’s only one day left to vote pls help this cat

https://www.tumblr.com/ultimate-word-tournament/721045204634861568

Thank you for tipping me off, I keep forgetting that time passes and there are competitions going on that have kitties in them 🤲

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Ultimate Word Tournament!

gatito/gatita (Spanish) [ɡaˈtito] [ɡaˈtita] a kitten; a small cat.

thương (Vietnamese) [tʰɨəŋ˧˧] to love non-romantically; to care deeply for; as opposed to yêu (to love romantically).

Thương Propaganda 1 Thương Propaganda 2

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Ultimate Word Tournament!

貓 (Mandarin Chinese) māo [mɑʊ̯˥˥] a cat.

Backpfeifengesicht (German) [ˈbakp͡faɪ̯fənɡəˌzɪçt] a face in need of being punched.

貓 Propaganda 1 貓 Propaganda 2 貓 Propaganda 3

Backpfeifengesicht Propaganda

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Alright I'm here to abuse my status of having a somewhat decent following of cat appreciators to talk about this nice little browser game

Because they're in beta and usually closed, but they're opening for new players from Fri June 23rd at 18:00 to Sun June 25th at 18:00 server time (which is conveniently displayed right at the top of the page)

Someone might remember this game from the competition, because we had a competitor from there, but ANYWAY I've been playing this game since February and just want to share in case anyone else wants to check it out!!

So, meet Nestor

Nestor is a giant moose with many floating eyes who came to Earth and took not-cats (basically hyper-sentient cats that still very much act like cats) to their home world, and that's where the game starts. You create your own cat (lots of genetics options and various pronouns!) and start your own village!! There's actually some deep and we'll thought-out lore going on, still in development.

Every day there are tasks you may do: check up on Nestor for a free daily gift which might include a cat or a kitten to adopt; feed your cats to increase their stats; make kitties do some jobs like gathering, hunting, even arts and crafts! to get resources; do daily scenarios which are basically very wholesome textual kitty interactions which can go different ways depending on your choice and give you a reward or intercat relationship change (they can have different options available based on the cats personalities!!!); check mail to see if anyone's sent anything; and they're going to implement something with magic at some point because the game is still in development!!!

Some fun scenarios I got just today:

This game also has such mechanics as something like a tabletop rpg adventure you do to get rewards, decorating your village, building stuff that unlocks new jobs and perks, electing a mayor or having your cats bote for one, getting your cats to become friends, enemies, partners and having or adopting little kitties!! Also there's tons of clothes to dress your cats up in.

Like this rainbow mustache I got from Nestor on April Fool's!

A rabbit! Or a whole bunch of pigeons!!!

And there's a whole shop (in-game currency) dedicated to pride-themed clothes!

And other things. I actually probably have no idea about half the things you can do, but there's a lot of guides! The game has so much to it while being super-chill! Perfect for, say, commute, or just taking a break from stuff. Oh, and there are also seasonal events (in-game seasons are shorter than irl ones) which can give you unique stuff and collectables!

Some resources I really like for their cat puns (also each season you can get different resources):

Oh, and also there are forums and an entire extremely friendly community there! There's a thread where you can share pics of your irl cats, and a not-cat roleplay one, and lots of others! And they have very fun emotes, here's some examples:

I'm trying not to go on about it for ages, but stuff just keeps coming to mind! Anyway, it's definitely worth checking out!

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BRACKET 2 FINALS 1

SUMMER versus BUMPER

SUMMER

She’s a Siberian, and she’s submitter's emotional support animal she’s such a good baby and they would kill for her! She has a whole host of chronic health issues but she’s handling it like a trooper. Beloved by all friends family and vet staff she deserves the world!!

PROPAGANDA

She’s a Siberian, and she’s submitter's emotional support animal she’s such a good baby and they would kill for her! She has a whole host of chronic health issues but she’s handling it like a trooper. Beloved by all friends family and vet staff she deserves the world!!

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BUMPER

he is owned by connoreatspants famous twitch streamer he once bit austin show who is gay so he is maybe a little homophobic but submitter thinks he got over it as an adult. was found on the side of the highway by will neff. he's gray. they don't know what else they can say about bumper. he used to be really tiny and there's plushies of him

PROPAGANDA

also @conarcoin's bumper plushie

here's grownup bumper

here's bumper with a bowtie

and here's bumper snuggling with jschlatt's cat jambo :)

look how small. please ignore mr j schlatt

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There’s a word poll going on and the Spanish word for little cat (gatito/gatita) is still in 😊

https://www.tumblr.com/ultimate-word-tournament/720401731274637312/ultimate-word-tournament

Thanks for tipping me off!!! Cats should win every tournament possible!!!!!!

[best-fictional-cat]

Ultimate Word Tournament!

gatito/gatita (Spanish) [ɡaˈtito] [ɡaˈtita] a kitten; a small cat.

ephemeral (English) [ɛˈfɛ.mə.ɹəl] lasting for a short time; fleeting.

Ephemeral Propaganda

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Ultimate Word Tournament!

defenestration (English) [diˌfɛnəˈstɹeɪʃən] The act of throwing someone out of a window.

貓 (Mandarin Chinese) māo [mɑʊ̯˥˥] a cat.

Defenestration Propaganda 1 Defenestration Propaganda 2

貓 Propaganda 1 貓 Propaganda 2

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Okay we're losing anyway so have some goofy cats (mine), maybe that would change something ;) I was going to save them up but ehhh desperate times, better now than never

(also yes, she does just sit like that, squatting)

Also!!! Her!!! Grumpy chonker!!!

She's also ours but she lives outside so it's a rare spawn (it's literally so hard to catch her on cam, let alone pet, you have no idea)

Also if original cats win I'll do round 2 of fictional cats sometime in July (since this seems to be a viable bribing strat)

R6 - QUARTERFINALS!!: @original-cat-showdown VS @tournament-winners-tournament

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BRACKET 2 FINALS 1

SUMMER versus BUMPER

SUMMER

She’s a Siberian, and she’s submitter's emotional support animal she’s such a good baby and they would kill for her! She has a whole host of chronic health issues but she’s handling it like a trooper. Beloved by all friends family and vet staff she deserves the world!!

PROPAGANDA

She’s a Siberian, and she’s submitter's emotional support animal she’s such a good baby and they would kill for her! She has a whole host of chronic health issues but she’s handling it like a trooper. Beloved by all friends family and vet staff she deserves the world!!

PROPAGANDA

BUMPER

he is owned by connoreatspants famous twitch streamer he once bit austin show who is gay so he is maybe a little homophobic but submitter thinks he got over it as an adult. was found on the side of the highway by will neff. he's gray. they don't know what else they can say about bumper. he used to be really tiny and there's plushies of him

PROPAGANDA

also @conarcoin's bumper plushie

here's grownup bumper

here's bumper with a bowtie

and here's bumper snuggling with jschlatt's cat jambo :)

look how small. please ignore mr j schlatt

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Okay I know this is a cat place but today I'm bringing you my doggies!!!

So, this is Alpha. Here is her last January when we got her. She's supposed to be a black German shepherd.

And then there's her later that summer and then in winter (she's currently the side of a freaking bear but I don't have recent pics; also her ears didn't go up in the end lmao)

And here's Belka (yeah like the space dog). We got her from the shelter and she's about 3 yo now (we don't really know). She got into the shelter because of some car accident in which she lost one of her hind legs and basically had her back broken. Nobody has any idea how she can still walk, but she does, and very merrily!

Nobody wanted to take her in and people kept returning her to the shelter because she pisses herself in her sleep, but we don't really care about that because they live outside anyway (and I promise you they're comfortable and warm, definitely much more so than in the shelter)

Although this little white shit has apparently figured out that if she hurts herself she will be pampered, so she keeps chewing on her remaining hind leg :D

But alright, you can also have this pic of my cat Clementine as retaliation for seeing so many dogs

pimk beans

R6 - QUARTERFINALS!!: @original-cat-showdown VS @tournament-winners-tournament

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Alright, this time I come to thee with some pics of street cats I get to pet around where I've been living this past year!

This one would just put here pittypats on my shoe and sit there and refuse to leave 🥺🥺 oh and also she would make me sit down (by clawing at my leg) to pet her and then climb into my lap

This one is a very affectionate orange kitty!! AND we also have one that looks the same but doesn't like being touched, so it's always a bit of a sharade trying to figure out which one I'm seeing!

Gettin cozy

Well, we have a lot of kitties in the area!

They're one of the very few joys in my life while I live away from my own cats... So I'm sharing them with y'all! Kitties in exchange for voting kitties!

R5: @best-kirby-character-tournament VS @original-cat-showdown

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Also vote cats here!!!

R4: @nicejewishcharactershowdown VS @irlcats-bracket

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Alright I should probably start doing bribes, too

How about a couple of really big snails I've found around where I live? (tumblr likes those right?)

Look!! The first one is chomping on a leaf curled up just like a cat!!!

I actually have quite a lot of animals I could post with each oncoming round, like street cats and my own cats and dogs, so that's something to consider, right? 👀

R4: @original-cat-showdown VS @evil-doppelganger-duel

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Welcome everybody to the CAT COLOR TOURNAMENT!

Here's is the first poll with two very unusual colors (both are in experimental status with very few breeders working with them): green tabby, and non-sex-linked solid orange (also called pyrite) bicolor.

Green tabby

Genotype: A_ bgbg C_ __ E_ ii __ oo/o- __ __ ww

Submitted as: green

Submitter: anonymus

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Orange bicolor

Genotype: unknown (experimental color)

Submitted as: that orange and white cat from the tumblr post

Submitter: @teknoctarkamacska

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