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[bestgirl-daisy]

Mr nut sewer sir, what should I do to get the person I like to notice me? 🥺 Should I ask them for milk?

Dear Anonymous,

Here is Nut Sewer's Guide to Romance:

Step one: Booty shorts. If you have concave buttocks: get the tits out.

Step two: Eye fucking. Don't say a word, smile and let their imagination do the work. For best results, drink milk whilst making eye contact.

Step three: Tend to your garden. Let them see your hands at work. (Don't work too hard though, I like a soft hand)

Step four: Now you can ask them for milk. If you completed step two properly, they will think about how you looked then.

This plan has worked every time for me. Best of luck collecting your milk,

Nut

[bestgirl-daisy]

a canadian cow? You’re so fucking fake

eXCUSE ME!!!!

I'm from Calgary, Alberta 😡😡😡 home of COWboys and everything that is cute and pure and homoerotic in this country!!!! There are rodeos all over!!!! people ride bulls all around!!! we even tried to change the national flag for chintits instead of the cute devil's lettuce leaf but i guess Vancouver had more votes in this 🙄🙄😑😑

Not even my moo moos are fake!!! I was just born with these huge mommy milkers and YOU KNOW WHAT MR ANON SIR!!!!! MY GUY!!! MY LITTLE GUY!!!!! you are just envy 😡😜

i dont like fighting so i'm sorry if i hurt you but i had to say it!!! 🥺

[bestgirl-daisy]

How much do you charge for a slurp of moolk

Well darlin' it depends on how you want it 🙈😏😜

I can offer you a glass of pure greasy warm milk that will run down your throat like a slug on a pussy-water slide..... so don't worry for gagging reflexes!

or I can serve you right from the tit which is a bit messy but 🙊🙊hihihi it's very fun!

Today's menu includes four flavours, because everything on fours is better, so you can pick between regular mamma milk, choclety milk, strawberry milk (which includes me in a strawberry "they're girlfriends" dress 🥺💖) and the bazookas surprise!

We do not believe in the capital on this farm, so payment can be made through kisses or other things you're willing to trade 🙊😳🥵🤤😘💖🌰🥛💦

Invite your friends!!

[bestgirl-daisy]

I love my family sm 🥺😭❤️👁️👄👁️🔪🥚🥵🥰🥛

[bestgirl-daisy]

luv uuuuuu Adamoooo 🥰😘🥵💦🤤💕💕🥛🥛

daisy's milk or nut milk?

i love me a healthy mix of both :) keeps me up all night long...

[bestgirl-daisy]

Oh you're such a good boy, aren't you? 💖🥛

i was going to ask something but then saw your ask button says "milk me", so i'm asking how i can sign up please

Oh! Just need to ask Pwetty Pwease and you’re good to milk me 😘🥛

I don’t play hard to get, that’s on Adamoo ♥

[bestgirl-daisy]

i was going to ask something but then saw your ask button says "milk me", so i'm asking how i can sign up please

Oh! Just need to ask Pwetty Pwease and you’re good to milk me 😘🥛

I don’t play hard to get, that’s on Adamoo ♥

[bestgirl-daisy]

Get ready @minutemason it seems like the queen is coming back

we will need your omelette again

Dear Nut,

I have been meaning to take a holiday. Mayhaps I can visit this farmstead of yours and Ser Doo Mortayne in the case I catch a glimpse of your bronze physique in the fabled booty shorts.

I look forward greatly to our first meeting,

Sincerely Almond

Dear Almond,

Your dedication to the booty shorts is unrivalled. Direct message me and I will provide you with the address. The more the merrier right @cowboyadamoo ?

Sincerely,

Nut

[bestgirl-daisy]

If you could describe what your milk tastes like in five words what would they be?

O-oh!! I think Adamoo or Baybe could answer this one better hihihih 😳😳🥰🥰

But I’d say it tastes like.... 

“Farmlife love & organic almond lube”

[bestgirl-daisy]

Nut gets so much manure thrown at him but you’re the real farm wrecker and I wish Baybe would wake up and see that!!

how DARE you!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!

we are a FAMILY and it’s so unfair for you to say that!!!! 😔😞😡😭

I have always been here offering them a good sirloin to cry on and fresh warm milk and soft tiddies!! i offered love!! and got love back!! so much until i’m so full of it that I can barely speak!!!! YOU WILL NOT PUT ONE AGAINST THE OTHER!!! not like this hihihihi BITCH

[bestgirl-daisy]

bayne and adamoo forever SUCKA!!! 🖕🖕🖕

Dear Anonymous, 

We’ll see about that. I haven’t even brought out the booty shorts yet.

Sincerely,

Nut

[bestgirl-daisy]

Grow up bobby 🙄🙄🙄🙄  b itch

Adamoo never loved u n u need 2 get over urself. Nut is obvs more hawter than u ur just jelly 👅

wow anon... i wld be lying if i said i wasnt hurt. but i know my relationship with adamoo is stronger than anything and nobody can get in the way of what we have! now if u will excuse me im off to join my man in the barn and enjoy some milk and cream crackers

[bestgirl-daisy]

Do Baynbie and Adamoo know you’re not a real cow?

Hihi they doo! Adam always knew because he’s like sooooo smart but Baynbie took a while. I told him I had to show him something and he was all heated and stuff but then it was a shock to find out!! he’s so cute tho he took it so well and got praised by daddy and we all have some fun and kissed and hihihihih oh i’m blushing!!! 🙈 it was very emotional and got us closer

[bestgirl-daisy]

Why’d your start dressing as a cow that’s kind of....... :awkwardmonkey:

I was raised in a barn, milk runs in my blood! I’m from Calgary. 🥰😘😚

I almost can’t tell that i’m in a cowsuit anymore, it’s just part of me at this point

[bestgirl-daisy]

hm... i must say....

it is delyucious.

Okay but forget adamoo, come wreck my home 😩💦💦

Dear Anonymous,

It would be my utmost pleasure to wreck your home. Unfortunately, you will have to wait your turn. Relish in the anticipation.

Sincerely,

Nut

[bestgirl-daisy]

“darling” 🙄🙄🙄 “find out”  🙄 🙄 🙄

you’re so pretentious, just ask to nut!!!! 

public callout for @nutsewer TRYING TO STEAL MY MAN ON MAIN????? wow, just wow... this is our barn!!! it's a place of love and homemade cologne not a place of conflict >:(

[bestgirl-daisy]

I wish my gf would come back from prison....