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Showing the world they can be family.

Happy Birthday to my two favorite old men. <3

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LOOKS LIKE I CAN FINALLY POST THIS YAY!!! my piece for the fiddleford mcgucket zine!!

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"risen from the ashes"

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my piece for @fiddlefordmcgucketzine!

super grateful to Georgia and the mod team for the chance to be part of such a great project ^^

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Crying here

Free Spirits

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I finally have them all... Plus n, for hopefully positive values of n.

the grand unifying theory of weirdness was independently discovered invented by Gödel

I'm a fraud of a fan, who did it first.

Fan of which? Yes.

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♾️

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WHY DID ALEX HIRSCH HAVE TO REPLY TO THIS TWEET OF MINE OUT OF ALL OF THEM, LMFAO?!

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Had to illustrate what I envision literally every time I see this text post

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Multiple Mabel

Multiple Mabels

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There are no rhetorical questions, only answers people don't want to hear.

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What's the name of the electric tentacle thing Ford defeats in front of the family?

That's the Cycloptopus, and it's not electric. Ford's gloves are electric.

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Tomorrow I start my life after 36 (37?) years. Wish me luck.

Edit: disregard bed too comfortable

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fiddleford mcgucket reblog if you agree

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Sometimes the easier of two options is the one that takes 2 hours longer because otherwise I will not take off my coat and I hate overheating.

Or... The shorter thing is more stressful because my brain doesn't want to do it and the whole 10 minute affair will actually feel much much longer than the two hour one.

And meanwhile people are like "you were just getting a glass of water". Yes, but did you see the spreadsheet I made of all the possible paths to get that glass of water and time/joy projections over a three year period? If I pass by the cat tree on a Thursday, there's a thirty percent chance of pets..." And there all "you forgot the glass of water, didn't you."

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- sung to the tune of the Dreidel song, this is something my friend once belted out randomly and I thought it'd be a nice addition to the "Draw Your Blorbos In A Car" meme.

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