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*sigh* I thought I had run out of material but alas...

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Cool bro - what else were you into during the Bush administration?

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How to write a doushey profile. 10/10 from the Canadian judge

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"Hallo?" "Hallo?" "Yeah".

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Me trying to over-compensate for my tinder date crumpling up paper napkins all over the bar and loudly complaining about his frozen margarita

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45 years old and just vomiting up his dignity all over my frontal lobe. It burns...

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Nothing says true love like traffic signals and a pointlessly long transit time.

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Too much too soon lil partner

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Can I get a yeehaw? Can I get a fuckkkkkkkkkkkk noooooooooooo?

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Part 2 - not in the cards my friend

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Can't come back from the word "prostitute" in your opener sir... Quote, Jesus

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Fostering friendships across borders

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😐 sexist & strange. Double whammy

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The advice is free. Good luck with the rest.

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I'm going to pick and marry this one. For more reasons than there are stars in the night sky.

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Whoa. Whoa whoa whoa. Next time on "what the fuck just happened"...

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Dumber than rocks. I kept the conversation going just to bask in the warm glow of empty empty space where a brain normally lies.