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They bedazzled the squid!

Wake up babe new fish dropped

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me when one of the "cool mutual that im way too scared to talk to" mutuals like my post

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Ranking cursive letters

A is pretty good. Gets the point across and looks like a regular a, if a lowercase one. 9/10 and would be 10/10 if the capital A actually looked like a capital A

The capital M and N are fine, but the lowercase forms have one too many humps. The n looks like an m and the m looks like someone tried to write an m and screwed up. U and W have the same problem. 7/10.

The lowercase I is just about perfect, but the uppercase one is is skating on thin ice. How hard is it to just draw a line instead of this weird loop? 5/10.

P is perfect. That looks exactly like a p, no need to stretch it into some weird loopy form. 10/10

The lowercase G is good but the uppercase...

3/10. Do better.

S

Fuck you. Fu ckyou. Go fuck yourself. That is not an s. The capital is a fucked up ampersand and the lowercase is closer to an a than anything else. How do you fuck up a curvy line in two completely different ways? I want to raise whoever designed this from the dead and beat them over the head with a toddler's alphabet book until they learn what an s looks like. This is so bad that it must have been done deliberately as a prank on future generations. 0/10. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.

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The current batch of fakemon I'm working on contains what might be the worst pun I've ever come up with. Even I cringe at it

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Rajan: Someone scratched your father's car with a key.

Miorine: Actually, it was a knife- I mean, oh my god! who would do such a thing!?

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That's definitely a mom trying to be patient as her baby throws a temper tantrum

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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

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You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.

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For all my fellow oversharers out there.

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If you can't visit a whale fall, just make one instead

Indonesian fiber artist Mulyana has taken over the Fisher Museum of Art with colorful, hand-knitted and crocheted aquatic life. 

With the duality of life and death as a recurring theme, Mulyana crafts a tactile, mystical world in which fish, whales, and coral reefs coexist with sea monsters and slow states of decay. 

Read Renée Reizman’s review of Mulyana: Modular Utopia.

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This is a striped hyena appreciation post

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It would be real fucked up if anteaters and aardvarks and armadillos and pangolins were all like herons. Instead of like themselves the trundlers

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If you're in the United States, I'd highly recommend Govtrack.us!

This website allows you to:

Find your government representatives and their contact information

Find subject areas of legislation that interest you, and get email alerts on actions in those areas

Track the progress of bills in Congress

You can use this information to stay updated on the goings-on in Congress, respond to potential legislation, and call your representatives.

Track your government! Radio tag them like sea turtles!! Band them like birds!!!

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ok but the peak of all comedy will always be that video of the broken singing trout that makes unholy noises but always goes right back to normal for the cheery chorus

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♫  ~ Singin’ Do-Wah-Diddy, Diddy-Dum, Diddy-Do ~ ♫