“Don’t make eye contact, don’t make eye contact…”
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For April Fools’ Day, my local radio station is playing literally nothing but Backstreet Boys’ songs and announcing them as other songs, and I think that’s beautiful.
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omg does anyone else act high or drunk when they’re really sleepy
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Frozen jeans
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how do you think obama feels about sharing a house with cory
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I choked on my water
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i probably spend too much time in my computer chair
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if you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?
— one of the most eye opening things i’ve read in a while (via guy)
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forgetting hot beverages and remembering them when they are cold beverages is a cruel reminder of the passage of time and how it can appear like nothing has changed but it has
but it has
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@dennys why are you calling me at nearly 3am
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Girls who don’t lift up other girls confuse the fuck outta me
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