[Another 100% fake cover to go along with the first one. Note, no burn intended on Withers here! He’s currently the most sought-after party planner in Faerun.]
I just went to a toy store for the first time in, maybe 15 years? At least? And god. I forgot what a magical place toy stores are. Chat is it weird to buy toys for yourself when you’re 29 years old
The computer is a machine built for looking at pictures of fish you wouldn't otherwise see. Anything else you can do with a computer was an accident and unintended
I saw the most kickass Sailor Moon-themed car today, I could only get a picture of the back but the whole thing was covered in Sailor Moon. Honest to god I’m so fucking jealous I would kill for a Sailor Moon car
*notices my ice cream has more sprinkles than yours* how's it feel to be a sprinklet? idiot. dumbass *trips and drops my ice cream* can i have a lick of yours if you say no i'll cry