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Getting a Nice (cum)Shot for the Video

“Another day, another trail!” Joseph said at the top of his lungs as he made his way through another beautiful National Park. He dug his phone out of his pocket and began taking a few pictures to upload to his fans later.

Then, he pulled out his tri-pod from his RV and began to film. “What’s up, folks of all walks of life. Joseph here with another trial of a trail!” he said, making sure to flex his arms and grinning wildly. “Sadly, we ended up missing the meteor shower by a few days. RV ended up stalling,” he said, making sure the camera caught the pout that so many of his fans loved to see.

Then, after sheepishly scratching the back of his neck to show off his armpits, Joseph winked the camera. “But the show must go on! We might still be able to catch a few stray shooting stars. And even if we missed the shower, the view will certainly be jaw-droppingly stunning!” It wasn’t the best way to phrase it, so he tried a few more lines on the fly before giving up and deciding he’ll think of one later. After thanking this episode’s sponsor and saying his usual outro, Joseph winked at the camera, stuck his tongue out, and flexed a bicep. It was a favorite of his gay audience, and he knew it. There was always a small, lingering pang of guilt due to how much he was taking advantage of them, but he quickly brushed it off by reminding himself that he had to eat somehow!

After the recording stopped, Joseph sighed and packed up his gear. After getting laid off at his previous job, Joseph had no real options until he started making videos documenting his camping trips throughout various national parks throughout the country. At first he didn’t get too many views, but suddenly his videos started spiking out of nowhere. At first Joseph was ecstatic at the rising stats, but then the disappointed settled in once he had realized just who comprised his new audience.

Now, he had no real problem with the gays, but he certainly wasn’t one. The ones in his fanbase he had met were cool (especially when they bought him drinks), but he had really hoped that the majority of his fans would be straight women so he could try shooting his shot. Still, they supported him not just financially but also by spreading his videos around and making gifsets every time he wore a tanktop—which was becoming increasingly common considering how many more views he got the more exposed he was. So for now he was content with milking them for all the cash they had. Luckily the stereotype was true, gays loved giving huge tips.

Wonder if this is really what I should be doing in life, he mused, far too focused on his own struggles that he completely missed the warning signs plastered all over the hiking grounds. Nobody had ever accused Joseph of being a careful reader, and even fewer would claim he was the attentive type, either. All of these came together and made Joseph into the perfect victim for what had arrived in the forest during the meteor shower.

“Mmm, mmm-hmm! Perfect!” Joseph said to himself once his tri-pod and the rest of his camping equipment was all set. Because of his content’s nature, Joseph always mde sure to pick a more secluded part of the trails to start video taping. “’sup, viewers at home! Here we are at another beautiful forest!” Then, after deciding that was a rather plain beginning, he made sure to flex and rest his hands behind his head as he strolled around the spot he picked out. “Yup yup! And here we have—F-FUCK!” Joseph fell to his knees as he felt a sudden sharp pain from the back of his neck. “Ahh… Ahh!” He grit his teeth as something began burrowing inside of him and…

And…

Joseph blinked as his view came into focus. “Huh… what…?” He looked around, seeing nothing but the serene, swaying trees as a pleasant breeze blew through the forest. “What was I… doing…?” Joseph noticed his phone was still capturing footage. Figuring he must’ve just zoned out while recording, Joseph started back up.

“What’s up, all you hikers out there!” he said, grabbing the hem of his shirt and taking it off in one smooth, swift motion. Woah, didn’t think I’d let ‘em peek at my pecs so quickly. Must be feeling frisky today, he thought as he spun his shirt like a helicopter before tossing it to the side. He had never been so enthusiastic to show off his body to the camera, but he certainly didn’t mind! He didn’t bother to wonder where this energy was coming from.

“I’ve got a very special episode for y’all today,” said Joseph, grinning widely at the camera despite not really having anything special planned at all. All he wanted to do was shoot an episode, so was this all from the dome? It must be, right…? “Y’know, I’ve been thinking a lot lately—I know, hard to believe, right?” he said with an amused roll of his eyes. “But I think it’s a bit unfair that I’ve been teasing all of you with this great body of mind and haven’t even shared it with anyone. Well, no more!”

Huh? Wait, what is this…? Joseph wasn’t sure what was coming out of his mouth anymore. However, there was no doubt that it was him that was doing this. Him and nobody else...

“Oh-ho-ho…!” said Joseph, winking to the camera as he shook his hips and chucked the shorts off. All he was left with was his underwear, which was already tenting and had a dark red spot from precum. “Sorry ‘bout that, getting all excited in front of the camera,” he said, covering his chest with one hand and trying to hide his crotch with another. But while doing so, he also fondled his cock through the fabric and gave it a nice squeeze. The dark spot only grew bigger as he let out an unbecoming moan which echoed in the empty forest. “You want some of this? Well do ya?” He kept taunting the camera, making sure to bend his body and show off each of his curves while only vaguely protesting in his mind.

Am I… really doing this? Is this really me…? For some reason, Joseph was finding it hard to think, let alone protesting his body which had gained a will of its own. However, he couldn't deny the pleasure that came from showing his body off to the camera. It felt good to let go and just act out like a slut, knowing full-well that thousands if not millions of people would be watching, judging, and drooling over his well-maintained body. Yeah, this is good. This is nice… More people to ogle me. More people to spread the will of the hive to…

Joseph wasn’t sure what was happening to his thoughts, but he didn’t care. His body had ditched the underwear and was now shamelessly jacking off in the woods where anyone could walk in on him, but he didn’t care. “This human vessel is fucking perfect! We can spread to so many with him in our control!” Joseph’s voice cried out as he pumping his cock with body hands, writhing with pleasure on the dirt, but the real Joseph could no longer find the mental strength to care. He just surrendered to the pleasure, not questioning it even as his mind was engulfed by another.

“Fuck, fuck, I’m cumming with this useless meatsack’s cock!” Joseph’s body convulsed on the ground, hips buckling as his cock shoot ropes of cum high up into the sky before landing on his chest. However, even after the orgasm subsided, Joseph’s body continued to convulse as the invader eagerly consumed the last of Joseph’s memories and personality.

A few hours later, a clothed Joseph packed up his gear and started walking towards his RV with this backpack carrying a few extra pounds. “Gonna have to edit out some of that last part out of the video. Don’t want the other humans getting suspicious,” he said to his brethen, and then chuckled when he received an excited jitter in response. “Relax, relax! Joseph here’s got plenty of nice, sexy fans for us to make our homes in. I'm sure they won't mind having a nice lay with him, and letting ourselves inside once we're done."

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billyparker · 2 days ago

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Meth-addicted sign-twirling chicken. It was a summer job.

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billyparker · 2 days ago

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Not waking up to this Official email this morning…

#social security #medicaid #us government

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billyparker · 3 days ago

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⭒ NEW PIC `. ★ !

#josh hutcherson #jhutch1992

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billyparker · 3 days ago

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I would nope right outta there too

IRONHEART | 1.05: KARMA IS A GLITCH

#ironheart #ironheart spoilers #mcuedit #mcugifs

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billyparker · 3 days ago

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donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

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billyparker · 7 days ago

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Masterlist for my smut stories/ fanfics

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Michael Cimino & Reader

Celebrity Sex Paradise (10 Chapters with Joshua Bassett, Matt Cornett, Jace Norman, Tom Holland, Nico Greetham, Lucien Laviscount) FINAL CHAPTER OUT NOW!!

Sebastian Stan & Reader

Harrison Osterfield & Harry Holland

Shawn Mendes & Joshua Bassett

Nico Greetham & Reader

Joshua Bassett & Matt Cornett

Harry Holland & Tom Holland

Jordan Fisher & Matt Cornett

Gavin Leatherwood & Reader

Anthony Keyvan & Reader

Tom Holland & Harrison Osterfield

Tom Holland & Kit Connor

Kit Connor & Mason Gooding