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I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

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a cow and i have probably shared the same thought about how the sun hits the wild grass

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Ok now do NYT columnists

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Apparently there was some kind of race scheduled at a local park or something so I've been trying to avoid the main trail but a little while ago when I had to cross near it I overheard the following shouted exchange

Higher feminine voice: woo, look at you go! You're jogging! Keep it up!

Lower masculine voice (panting): you know it! Last place is still a place, baby!

And goddamn if that didn't rewire my brain a little bit.

Last place is still a place, baby.

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thank you, nature, for pre-slicing oranges for us. You didnt have to and you did anyway and that was cool of you

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wwow youre gorgeous. ive never wanted to fumble someone more in my life, mind if i sit here and look up at you with big puppydog eyes.?

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if you are lucky you will love someone and their hair will thin and their breasts will sag and you will kiss them everywhere over and over again

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If y'all could've seen her tonight...

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Las Vegas Strip, April 1980

Photo by West Light (Tom Campbell & Gary Boulanger) taken from the Tropicana.

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stacys mom turned me into a frog!

im eating flies and live inside a log!

stacy cant you see she has placed a spell on me!

now im in a bog and look just like a small green frog

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amazing double dance by hao ruoqi ( in blue)and wang xuerou(in red)

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wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal