betta-eel

[betta-eel]

do i het payment. Im 6arely pa1d for my s3rvices yk…… my friend even worse cuz i m3an im alre4dy d0wn cuz yk fight1ng for f4irness and all4t?? peak. js g0tta know tho

Who are you and what are you doing on my roof?

[betta-eel]

oh this guy isnt normal. right got it i . Er. got lo$t :D… join what tho .

Who are you and what are you doing on my roof?

[betta-eel]

WHAT THE FUCK OKAY IM GOIN DOWN

literally her first thought is jumping down the roof instead of climbing down like any normal person, but her name is betta and she literally just called a stranger a frat boy without prior information about them, so what else is new? she and her legs somehow survive the fall. do not ask how.

Who are you and what are you doing on my roof?

[betta-eel]

g1mme somethin’ that’ll conv1nc3 me, fr4t bouy

Who are you and what are you doing on my roof?

[betta-eel]

g0t bor3d. lol

Who are you and what are you doing on my roof?

[betta-eel]

*screams into the void*

[betta-eel]

L0VE how n0ne of y4ll are qv3sti0ning th3 fact s0mebod¥ sw4m past 1t. glorious

SWAM PAST MY OLD JOB TODAY I THINK THEY MISS ME

[betta-eel]

you :3

What in Teyvat is a “skrunkly scrimblo”?

[betta-eel]

S0MEBODY 1s pr9j3cting th3ir leg cramps ONT0 M3. AND 1 C4N FE3L IT??? N00OOOT COOL.

[betta-eel]

ap0logi3s m’lord i just have a weak ass connection in this specific verse 🤕 wh4t kiinda sh1t r y’all even USIIIINN…

hhhhmmmm. might be a bit late on this one. HAPPY B1RTHD4Y TH0 — @betta-eel

Hmph.. you dare be late on MY special day?! I’ll forgive you this once but I swear If you’re late again next year.. I’m throwing you OUT aswell!

[betta-eel]

nuh uh

S0 GV3SS WH0S C0OK3D….

[betta-eel]

S0 GV3SS WH0S C0OK3D….

[betta-eel]

psst… need a rid3?

Rowan keeps talking and talking.. and colleis the only one thats actually listening.. im halfway through the desert, they can’t catch me I be like sanic (im sure that’s his name!) f-r f-r

[betta-eel]

N33D TO B0THER OFFIC1ALS !!!!!!! IM B0R3D !!!!!!!!!!!!

[betta-eel]

i th1nk it’s s0 peak that 1 can h0p arovnd diff3renr places and just . Not have any of th3 ON.C f0rce after my 4ss. Gr3at for st3aling!

[betta-eel]

i stole this account fr0m a3on actually but h3y she’s. Probably ch1ll with 1t !!!! right? . . . right???

[ ! BETTA.EEL: the one and only grand thief of Overnight City! ]

hyperbole’s trusting me with my own description and to that i say ‘horrible choice’! i personally do not want to describe myself like i’m describing a little lab experiment, so you’ll get to know me through ME as we go along!

there’s also the whole rules thing… ehhh, just look at @glimmering-chances’s rules and know that it applies to me too. don’t send me any weird stuff, know i dont have a lot of free time, yap yap yap.

i’m also pretty much up for breaking the rules of the multiverse so we can have crossovers! don’t be shyyyy~

just have fun with me, alright?

more of my rp blogs! — @glimmering-chances | @pyretic-shots | @relentless-researcher | @sweethearts-solace | @tempest-of-the-pearl callback to base! — @hhhyperbole need to know where else to contact me? — lets be mutuals first, then you can get my discord !!