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First days at college
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whenever I’m underwater I always touch my hair because there’s no frizz and it’s smooth and flowing and all w h o o s h and that’s why I’m pissed I’m not a fucking mermaid.
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Cheers to that.
f is for friends who abandoned me after 8th grade
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"making fun of joan rivers’ death is disrespectful"

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if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao
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serious question: why aren’t dumb bro movies called dick flicks?
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So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

Dirt

Funeral Home

Weed

Grass

Holy Water

Laundromat

Leather

New Zealand

Play-Doh

Wet Garden

Tomato

Suntan Lotion

Sex on the Beach

Riding Crop

Soap

And Finally, Swimming Pool
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my life consists of being hungry all the time and being too lazy to do anything about it
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