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Morgan: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was changing their name to Ezra. Ezra: Ezra: ( โขฬ แด โขฬ )
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Morgan: Ivan is not a morning person. Or a night person. Thereโs really only about seven minutes a day you're fun to be around. Ivan: The best part is you never know when theyโre coming.
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In a group chat Vaelyn: A pegan just flew into my window. Ezra: Pegan? Mara: A what? Ivan: Ah yes, my favorite bird, Pegan. Morgan: I thought you said penguin for a second, LMAO! Ivan: Just a normal day with flying penguins crashing into my window. Morgan: You have pigeons flying into your window? Can't relate, I have penguins flying into my window. Vaelyn: I literally just made a typo-
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Vaelyn: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Mara: 'Prettiest Smile' Ezra: 'Nicest Personality' Morgan: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' Ivan: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
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The Squad's cooking skills
Ezra: master chef Ivan: knows a few recipes Mara: can follow instructions on a box Vaelyn: made toast once Morgan: banned from the kitchen
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Mara: Why isnโt the statue smirking at me? Ivan: It isnโt smirking at anyone, theyโre all just imagining it. Ezra: Three of us saw it, Ivan. How do you explain that? Ivan: *points at Ezra* Sleep deprivation. *points at Morgan* Paranoia. *points at Vaelyn* Delusional personality disorder.
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Salazar "Ezra" Novak
Human
Wizard
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Ivan "Vanya" Arsenyev
Human
Barbarian
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Marasandra "Mara" Cormaril
Drow
Twilight Cleric
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Morgan Blackwood
Tiefling
Ranger
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Vaelyn Celdarys
Aasimar
Paladin of Lathander
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