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Bill: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Stan: Several traffic violations. Eddie: Three counts of resisting arrest. Mike: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Richie: Also, that’s not our car. Bill: Richie: Richie: Forgot to mention, none of us can drive.

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I hate when fics make either Richie or Eddie suddenly become popular in high school. I know we love them, but they were losers FOR A REASON!!

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The scene where all the kids beat the absolute shit out of Pennywise at the end of It chptr 1 was genuinely so funny. Like, they weren’t even scared anymore, they were just PISSED.

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Richie messing with Eddie (cause that’s the only way this emotionally stunted moron knows how to flirt):

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Fandom (especially in fanfics): Eddie’s so cute! Such a little softie, uwu baby!! He’s so gentle and sensitive 🥺

Meanwhile, Eddie canonically:

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Absolutely obsessed with the face Bill makes when he’s scared, he just winds up looking super offended instead.

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literally want to end it all whenever i remember richie basically forming a blood bond with eddie while holding his hand with the word lover between them

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richie tozier is so nuts to me. biggest fear was clowns and he became a comedian. called an eldritch horror a sloppy bitch to its face. saw his own missing poster everywhere because he was afraid he was going to be hate crimed. made your mom jokes before and after they were popular. killed a man and immediately threw up about it. the most canonically queer of the gay finn wolfhard trifecta. his two childhood crushes were a guy who beat him at a video game once and his closest best friend. instigated a rock fight and immediately got decimated. one of the two characters who looked into the deadlights and therefore witnessed horrors beyond comprehension. prompted the whole internet to thirst for bill hader. what is going on with that guy put him under a microscope.

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Ok but what if Richie and Eddie are so close to kiss when Richie suddenly whispers, “Eds, your mom wouldn’t approve” and Eddie replies with, “I’ll chance it” what then

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I’ve been giggling to myself like a lunatic for the past few minutes cause I just imagined Richie talking for like 10 mins straight and everyone getting annoyed, but he won’t shut up no matter what they say, so finally Eddie just rolls his eyes and kisses Richie on the cheek and Richie turns bright red and doesn’t say a word for the next hour.

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Losers club incorrect quotes *Richie falls over onto Eddie on his skateboard while going 700000 mph* Eddie: Holy shit are you okay? Richie *eyes wide*: Richie Tozier, very single Eddie: ... Richie: Wait what was the question?

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absolutely bonkers that richie carved the intials r+e onto the kissing bridge in it chapter two (2019) dir. andy muschietti

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You’d think the character literally nicknamed “trashmouth” would be the mean, grumpy one, but nope, it’s the 5 ft nothing, 90 lb hypochondriac wearing booty shorts and a fanny pack.

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The only reason that the losers didn’t realize they could bully Pennywise to death until they were adults is because that stupid clown would’ve been done for if they’d known to do that in the first movie. 13 year olds are mean enough as is, give them some motivation and that shit would’ve been over in seconds.

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Reddie fics from Eddie’s pov are always so funny cause Eddie’s always like “Richie will never like me back :( ” as if Richie’s crush on Eddie isn’t THE most obvious thing in the world.

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Reddie #357

Richie: I’ve been dropping subtle hints that I like Eddie.

Eddie: *walks by*

Richie: What’s up, dipshit?

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i am a very strong believer that stan is the only one that knew richie and eddie were gay and in love

like stan is just sitting there the entire time like “are they dating yet?”

cus ben and bev are too in love to notice any shit, mike is doing his own thing, leave him alone, and bill is the dumbest motherfucker to ever walk the earth