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elon musk and donald trump are doing this on the 20th anniversary of reagan’s death mind you

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woag. i'm sure this character who i've never heard of before in my life would do completely ethical things to me in my Smart Home and that there are not two games entirely based around why this is a bad idea

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A WALTZ ALONG A RAZOR'S EDGE

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As I grow older I feel my capacity to understand that Miss Piggy is not a real person reached a peak in my adolescence and is now on a steady decline. I watched a Wendy Williams interview and there's this part that's like "can we get a ring cam!" and Miss Piggy shows her bling and I'm just like fuck she's so iconic. Miss Piggy who are you wearing? Miss Piggy have you ever considered running for office??

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In case you are having a bad day,

Have a compilation of Cookie Monster doing the :D

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Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.

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House md really said imagine the most annoying thing ever, it’s being trapped with Lin Manuel Miranda while he was in the beginning phase of working on the songs for Hamilton. And they were 100% right.

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Batman secret identity reveal but it’s just someone coming across Bruce after a rough patrol and they put the bruises + the armor together and reassure him that “You don’t have to do this, Mr. Wayne, I’m sure Batman has Gotham handled.”

Like even faced with outright evidence that Bruce is Batman they’re just like “Don’t worry buddy! Batman definitely appreciates the help. Let’s get some ice on that cut. Did you run into a wall or something?”

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We don’t talk enough about how Bruce’s campaign to distract from his secret identity via public indecency and playboy antics generally means his kids ALSO have to be dramatic spoiled brats in public (or at least, Dick did at first)

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daily affirmations: you'll slay that job interview. you're gonna walk into that interview room and cut the interviewer in half, as well as the table, with one clean swing. you won't leave a soul alive in there. blood on the walls and everything

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Saw one of those posts where someone was like “Boba Fett was only 37 in Return of the Jedi?? He shoulda been at the clubbb” and like. I cannot stress enough how much he was AT the club. He was chilling in the corner but he was at the club. Max Rebo was there and everything

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i am indifferent towards your shoelaces

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do you guys remember “kick his ass baby i got yo flower”

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would the buzzfeed unsolved episode about jason todd, bruce waynes missing ward, end up outing batman inc. shanes like "its lowkey strange that he died and then we completely stopped seeing the second robin. thats suspicious" and ryan is like "be real, he was like 15. robin was most definitely a metahuman, so he was way older than he looked." 45 minutes later, theyre looking at all their evidence stacked up. they have concrete proof that bruce wayne is the batman and most if not all of his children were robins at some point.

they kinda look at eachother and at the evidence then back at eachother. what does one do here

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Mabel and her Grunkle Ford

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