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YELLOWJACKETS | Season 3, Episode 10, “Full Circle”

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Cat

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THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE 2018 | cr. Mike Flanagan

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I'm sorry but Mari just singing "I'm too sexy for this cave I'm too sexy for this rope I'm too sexy for these rocks I'm too sexy to be murdered I'm a hostage" and then when she's out still managing to find hatred and stupidity in her heart to make jokes and continue beefing with Shauna telling her she'd walked over to civilization to fuck her dad even though she'd been maced and she had a fucked up knee is top tier television. One of the best fucking characters in the show. She's so doomed but so real and so funny. I love you, Mari. I hope you beat the allegations because you're great and I really don't want you to die in a pit. No one could match your haterism and your humor

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I forgot gilear lived at the strong tower apartments before he lived with hilariel so now I’m just imagining before riz knew fig he just saw this deadbeat sad looking elf with beans on his shirt and he was like mom who’s that and sklonda was like aaaa he just moved in… and gilear spots them and they wave awkwardly and gilear waves back and then trips over a trash can and spills his coffee all over himself, burning his chest badly, before landing face first into the trash can, and the gukgaks act like they didn’t see and run away

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i need 1000 beverages at any given moment

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The Thing (1982)

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Omw to bug you 🐛

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mitski really was right My god i'm so lonely so i open the window to hear sounds of people to hear sounds of people venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming did its people want too much too did its people want too much and i don't want your pity i just want somebody near me guess i'm a coward i just want to feel alright and i know no one will save me i'm just asking for a kiss give me one good honest kiss and i'll be alright nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody ooh nobody nobody nobody i've been big and small and big and small and big and small again and still nobody wants me (clap clap) and still nobody wants me and i know no one will save me i'm just asking for a kiss give me one good movie kiss and i'll be alright nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody ooh nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody no

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what if i told you that 90% of damsel/knight interactions in medieval arthuriana go exactly like this

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'Revenge is bad' to YOU. i love when a character destroys everyone who wronged them. i love when they get to bite and maim and tear and rip and scratch and kill. Sorry ur catholic about it but i'm different

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Seasonal Affective Disorder is just emotional scurvy, all my core wounds are reopening and they won't be fixed until the big lemon in the sky comes back

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too many songs about relations to other people. where are the songs for bitches who dont know anyone

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CHAPPELL ROAN My Kink is Karma (Official Music Video)

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at what age do you accept that you and your digestive system are never gonna be friends again

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pov you just tried to express an opinion in a wayne party. youre a super