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Don't ever take 10 Evil Sap (specifically from that one shady merchant who loiters outside the kingdom walls) and go into your pocket dimension what do you mean Trump got reelected

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Pendlius The Forsaken is banned from the Mages Guild and I have stolen his Freakronomicon. I plan to challenge him to a duel in his Freaky Arts Magic in the Walmart parking lot

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Thinking a lot about the wizard war rn.

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AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A MAGES GUILD PARTY 🗣️‼️

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Tungsten cube funnier

Throwing 2 inch tungsten cubes at people below me from my tower.

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I KNEW I forgot something this explains it all. Silly me

Throwing 2 inch tungsten cubes at people below me from my tower.

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It was 3x3 and I decided to change that much to the dismay of everyone living above me 😁

Throwing 2 inch tungsten cubes at people below me from my tower.

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I could only get a 3x3ft appartment in the far off land of New York so I crafted my own tower within the space. My upstairs neighbors were not thrilled. It is indeed populated. Throwing tungsten cubes at people makes me happy and giggle.

Throwing 2 inch tungsten cubes at people below me from my tower.

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Bold to assume I pay for anything. I use levitation spells so I need but one to entertain myself.

Throwing 2 inch tungsten cubes at people below me from my tower.

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Throwing 2 inch tungsten cubes at people below me from my tower.

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I’m out here just guessing shit. Unlabelled potions? Yessir! Approved by the council? Nuh uh! If we’re fighting and I hit you with a health potion that just adds to the fun.

my ass could NOT be a wizard, like, how am I supposed to remember which potions do what??

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I hear it’s a neverending Taylor Swift concert

Next fucker in the council to steal my glitter I’m spawning 100 gooning gnomes in their room.

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A lot. I’m banned from all the kingdoms because of my honeybun from the ten hells spell

Next fucker in the council to steal my glitter I’m spawning 100 gooning gnomes in their room.

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Next fucker in the council to steal my glitter I’m spawning 100 gooning gnomes in their room.

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Got lost in a different realm. What happened to the Arcane Council why is it called the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Council now?!

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Just got a wizard blanket I’m out here comfy as shit in bed snug as a bug in a rug reading over the latest notes from The Council. I will be rejecting this fuck ass suggestion to ban necromancy. Hath thou not listened to Spooky Scary Skeletons? That shit is heat.

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Reading the forbidden knowledge like bed time stories