beyonsaid
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house arrest is so funny to me. you commited crimes, stay home
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in case people have forgotten where i stand
worm on a string baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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why is this the funniest thing i’ve ever watched please watch this IM ROLLINGGG
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another one of the funniest things i’ve ever heard: a few of my friends in middle school made a project for drama class where they made a fake game show and the host character’s catchphrase was “try to win. but remember: you might don’t!”
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these middle schoolers are touring campus and one of them walked by me and said “hey what’s college life like” and i told him “it sucks” and he said “well it can’t be any worse than middle school.” he’s right
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