she/her me likey le MotoGP I need to get over this crush bro pls let me like bikes in peace
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Mmmmhmm
#bisexual trans bike#its super cute!! i saw some dude hating on it#*oh vr46 team has lame bikes but its so sad bc rossi always had cunty ones*#.....#idc you guys hate the neon ones theyre my bitches#i love them#they're cunty#i bought this top#i was gonna get the polo but its like £51 and didnt have the size i wanted#and ofc when ur spending £13 on shipping ! you haveee to justify buying everything else you want from the shop#so long story short my banl account lost 200 cheda chese#so excited xoxoxo if i get import charge I'll cry#motogp#valentino rossi
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Which team xx
#honda 😔#they kinda on a uptick tho atm#mir nearly got into q2 yesterday#near creamed my pants then and there :(#love mir hes my no.1 never forget that#ktm kinda flopping atm which is sad cos last year they were actually kinda good#if you took out factory ducati i reckon the racing would actually be pretty good so far this season#its been a mix#tho u might also have to take AM73 out for fun racing sorry#i still dont like big man marquez but it's evoled! i hate him so much i even pray for his brother#i have two jobs now so i have little spare time so cant watch all the racing#which is blessing and a curse bc now when my days shit from scrubbing toilets on a sunday i can come home to marquez P1 and suddenly#the toilet scrubbing was all well and good#motogp#f1#moto2#moto3
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I don't believe billionaires are ethical BC if I had billions at my disposal Joan Mir would have whatever MotoGP bike he wanted xx
#i wouldn't pay his way to the top but hed have whichever bike n enginers he wants he still has it ride it best#god i miss my pookie joan mir#the lads always wanna act like he sucks booty but literally all his post 2020#career is so *yeah thats what i expected* performance wise#2021 came 3rd HELLO every geezer ignores that like he really didnt suck thst bad#2022 sucked ball but yeah his ride just went from under him ofc he suckked absolute knob#2023-2024? yeH he sucked absolute knob and ball but hes with a team so bad MARC MARQUEZ called it quits#and listen i may hate marquez but to make him hop from his babygirl team TAKES SOME DOING#motogp#joan mir
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Are the huzz going to Silverstone??
#soloing Silverstone you know what that means (im gonna take my morning shit in the circuit bogs)#if i had a nickel for everytime i shit at Silverstone id have 3 nickels which u didnt need to know but i wanted u to#im hoping to find figure bikes n signed merch#idk if I'll get any signed merch this year#i want an acosta n mir elbow slider#if i had space id get mirs boots in a HEARTBEAT#last year i spent 400 hunny at Silverstone so we'll see#anyways if you see a bitch with tri colour hair (orange black blond) and a shark backpack thats me#and i will have sweets in my bag so 😘 say hello xoxox (slash srs i always give my coworkers n people ik sweets)#motogp
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I hate Neil Hodgson so bad
It's so annoying I'm tryna enjoy my bikes NOT hear Neil Hodgson deep throat Marc Marquez
#I think if you're a commentator your fav at least has to be a underdog otherwise it's just gonna be pure cock sucking#and hes the only pundit ik who like CANNOT set his fangirlism aside for commentary#also i dont think he likes pecco which is completely fine but if your a cocksucking fanatic of one dude#you cant be completely unbothered and unimpressed and underplaying another main contender#without being a objective bad commentator#they were talking about ai ogura earlier n praising him very good he did great!#then neil Hodgsons bitchass was like *AND HE WAS PreSSuRiNG PECCO THE WHOLE RACE WOWWW ESP AT THE END*#what race did he watch#*presurring* well if you count half a second gap as pressure i suppose xxx#and hes the only tnt commentator who's like that#i hate him so baddd#he would never wanna catch me in the paddock tnt would have to do a pause of broadcast#you're a commentator and your fav is just the best guy on the grid?? be original???#thats like when kids just pick the most OP guy bc duh hes OP#*im so different gahh yes my fav is a 8(?) time wdc hehehehe* neil Hodgson when i CATCH YOU#motogp#(8 question mark bc i cant rmr how many titles he has i wanna say rossi 9 marquez 8 idk idc dont like the fella not googling him)
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Morbidelli why

#pecco was popping VEINS#disapproving thing tut was out in action#im alive again girls!#not really im only alive cos I'm off work this wek x#motogp
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I had a dream someone had made a post saying "Bezzecchi pulls down his pants and it just reveals a pez dispenser instead of a pp" and someone named "besspez" had reblogged it saying stuff n I was flabbergasted BC besspez omg ripp off bezzpez n I checked their account and it was ripping me off omg anyways I need to get out more wth is that dream
#xoxo helllllloooooo lovelyssss#ive been fighting in the motogp comment sections again you may see more of meeeeee soon#motogp#marco bezzecchi
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Any of de girlies going to sivy ston this yearrr??
#im going#gonna go w my gay shark backpack cannot wait#anyways was watching moto3 this morning#colin veijer is one day older than my crush!!!#knew there was something off about that fucker#hes a male pisces (crowd boo and throws tomatoes)#im rawdogging sivy ston this year :')#which is fine i do solo trips plenty but gahhh!#im so happy bro ive no work til the 10th and before then ive got Silverstone AND seeing korn in Scarborough!!!#I've a job this year thats dangerous#at the signed merch stall like *...why shouldn't i buy a pair of leathers?*#ive already got an acosta signed knee slider i dont need to gasp at his like twelve billion pound sliders this year#but mirs??? will be petting the glass cabinet w them in xx
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me watching joan at repsol honda:

#he extended his honda contract and his unibrow immediately grew back in the FC#never been more heartbroken than reading jis extension tbh#but hey.....maybe honda will magically work in 2025 right.......RIGHT#they got aleix esp in didnt they?? or was i imagining that the esp's are known to get bikes working maybe this is it#honda wdc 2025#motogp#joan mir
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Based on me finding out that Pedro follows exclusively moto dudes and Jorge shamelessly follows every single hot girl in existence

#i rllt hate to be the bearer of bad news but#as a previous dedicated acosta following stalker :'')))#BEFORE his girlfriend came along?#he followed a bunch of pornstars#and god ive forgot her mfing name but she was entirely plastic and you ask? *what pron did she make?*#incest porn w her sister thank you thank you rmr all riders are just men at the end of the day#ok i don't actually know if they are BLOOD sisters or just like stage sisters but i swear it was Shelia and Kesha Ortega ?#can't say im well informed on Spanish porn stars#but GOD he followed such GROSS ONESS not like fetishy ones right some credit BUT SUCHH STRAIGHT MAN ONES#literally love desiree she cleansed his following THANK YOU LORD DESIREE I BOW BEFORE THEE#and now ive said thst i think it might actually be a teenage boy thing#my crush? he doesnt follow any outright porn stars to my knowledge but he follows some questionable scantily clad insta ladies :')
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Dudebros who've spent the last 4 years hating A.Esp now he's retiring
#no bc its actually SO unserious!!!#*FUCKING HATE THAT GUY YOU BELONG IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL GRANDPA*#*omg hes retiring 😨😨😨 NOOOOO POOKIEBEAR YOUVE GOT FIGHT YET*#and it's not even dudes who he won over by being good it's BITCH ASS LIARSSS#which i suppose is what all men are at the end of the day xx /j#*nooo hes retiring :(* -man whos previously callled for Aleix's public execution#you pick a rider to hate and you stick to it til one of you is dead ok NOT AT RETIREMENT#and only till one of you us dead counts only for riders who pass of unnatural causes BC otherwise FUCK THAT MOTHERFUCKER AND HIS MUM#you aint gonna catch be being a softie when the grandpas i hate retire you gonna catch me pissing on that mans GRAVE#LOYAL 4EVAAAA#motogp#aleix espargaro
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#ok no Acosta is NOT the baby alien nobody calls him that#he is MY shark of mazarron THANK YOU#fake bc the spanish sounds way cooler for it spainaboo or whatever el tiburón de Mazarrón purr#tbf this dude was absolutely on one it was on a vid of *coolest motogp nicknames* n hed comment *the alien*#n people were replying *mf which one do you mean* n then he was like *maruqez duhhh*#n he wss getting bullied anyways the alien nickname doesn't belong to a sole rider its like any of the fantastic four+stoner#tho I would say i only associate baby alien w marquez not anymore bc well Grampys pushing retirement#(idc i was born in the 2000s ok mans half way to the grave to me xxxx)#alas baby alien = marquez#no other bb rider has yet proven good enough to take thst from him I'll give him that#motogp#pedro acosta#marc marquez
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Me pretending to be surprised Acosta crashed out Le Mans for the 4th year running

#2021 crash rejoin#2022 crash 2023 crash#2024 sprint did what like 7th u go whiteboy#2024 feature SPLAT#also me pretending to be surprised mir crashed again#atp i want mir to fuck off to wsbk if he could be competitive atp id take it no problem please brooooo#NO MORE HONDA I HATE THEMMMM#anyways acosta low-key real bc who likes france?#i wanted le mans to be way more fun tbh!!#its my pookie bc it was the first race i ever watched back in the day but i forget that race was only fun bc a2020 and bWet#can't lie i was so heartbroken when pecco got got by Marquez#*ooo pecco Martin ooo whats gonna happen- oh...schmarc sharmquez is 2nd now :(*#and that was after all the boring-ness wompppwompppppppppp#motogp#pedro acosta#also i swear from memory something happened back when peter was in rbrc at le mans but what i couldn't tell u
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#coming out of retirement for this post lads#i have been keeping up mostly btw!! ive just been WORRKINGGGGGGG#i worl Thurs-Fri-Sat you can understand the issues i face#worl?? work#anyways#yeah and im sure everyone here understands how much it BANESS me to hype martin but#also 2022 bestia finished 3rd n 2023 bezz 3rd like cmonnnn the satellite ducatis are still bomb bikes#ducati is such a good bike#sucking ass for the majority of their motogp history is now paying them back tenfold ok#*Marquez murrr hes doing so welllll wowoowwwwww* yeah hes on the bike that won the title last year?? bike that got 91 points back????#the satellite cock sucking is getting to me girls even when they hype acosta#that's something thats killing me bout the tnt commentary team atm actually#they keep raving about acosta but then being like *but we expected this so pft lets move on*#but then acting like Marquez is christ reborn hello both of them are performing EXACTLY as anticipated#dramatic ass BITCHESS#motogp
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Ah the irony in hindsight

2022 MotoGP Ducati bike leaked
#thats my sexy tractor double wdc thank yewww#i dont think dudebros dick ride pecco enough for his double wdc tbh!!#like hello he didnt pop his pussy for nothing#genuinely tho now im thinking of it he really aint popular w dudebros!#on the flip side hes really popular w girls but not in the usual *yeah he's a fit Motorsport man in a redsuit* way!#which means he serves the utmost cunt!#motogp#pecco bagnaia
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The budget for SS really went down I see
#....ss? sbk?? idk what hes up to nowadays actually#was he cev m2 or Italian sbk??? no clue stock 600 maybe#hello bitches i lived !!#look at me!! i still cant find work life balance for my life but my crush situation settled a bit :> !#*settled a bit * ok im still insane but im back on blurg dot com!!#antonelli really is like a tumbleweed sure hes there but youre never exactly sure what he's up to#niccolò antonelli
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You if you were real (I hope this is as funny as I think it is but it's the only thing I can think whenever i see your blog (sorry))

HOLY FUCK TUMBLR USER eneabastianni23 IS IN MY WALLLLLSSS
#emily and elena can confirm this is what they saw at Silverstone 23 !!#i just dont know how u got this pic of me :///#howd u find it??? my mothers Facebook?!!!#AURGHHH#i should preach better internet safety to the youths on here!!#look at me!! doxxed 😱
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