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Bone rituals. Obviously.

which pokemon has the most bones

this is a good question. my first instinct is eternatus but maybe that's just because you can SEE them. and i'm only like 30% convinced eternatus is real

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Is a Dreepy not a bullet?

please help i am working at the pokebank and somebody said they have a pokegun and are going to pokerob me but i dont know what the fuck a pokegun is

pray for the conveniently timed arrival of a pokémon champion-to-be and hope you don't get pokémurdered

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Theoretically you could evolve an Eevee with sugar packets then right

are there chemical reactions in play when pokemon evolve via friendship or affection?

Yes! These evolutions are triggered by a combination of neurotransmitters. A long-term increase in oxytocin and dopamine is a very common trigger.

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Have you considered a roaring moon? They're scarier looking then a normal salamence, but actually big softies

ya got any other pokemon besides bart?

if this post hits 100,000 notes i will adopt a salamence

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Mudsdale type behavior

"sometimes rocks just taste good" teak do you lick rocks. look me in the eyes teak. answer me honestly.

A scientist uses all five senses. What do you want from me. Of course I licked a nacli once or twice or several times.

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Larry is right there

I regret to inform you Brassius is taken

BRASSIUS?????????

anon, hes married. also hes like 60. also have you seen that whip???? and how he jumps off shit??????? not normal enough.

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A lot of pokemon actually learn to mimic the sounds humans make! so pikachu originally just made a 'chuchuchu' type of sound, but in domestication, learned to mimic the 'pika' part of its name! There's a ton more than can do this, but of course some can't, like kricketune. they do their best and sometimes make a "kh-kh-tch" with their mandibles though.

So did we ever figure out if we name Pokémon by the cry they make or if Pokémon make cries that just sound really similar to what they're actually called or....?

if someone tells you their name you should probably listen. that's why we call all kricketune DELELELEVWOOOOOP

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Homeboy doesn’t know about wild espeon/umbreon/sylveon

did you ever think about that espeon had a bestie in the wild? pokemon can be friends with pokemon and evolve

actually not to nerd out but this is something i��m studying currently, a lot of times ‘friendship evos’ in the wild are actually the caretaker/guardian of their packs (if they have one) and the love from their family makes them evolve!

i caught an espeon and it's green, should i take it to a doctor?? i think it's sick im very worried about it can it die from this

okay but how does this even happen. what kind of person in the world is releasing a green espeon, which is:

a pokémon you NEED to be best friends with to evolve

a shiny

check a trainer id on that son of a bitch cause thats crazy

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Meet the newest team member, WEED BISCUIT (Biz for short) It was a surrender because its previous owner couldn’t handle it when it evolved, as it was too high maintenance even as a noibat (VERY sensitive to foods and baths) and so while I’m working with my team on Project: PoryHOME, I’m also helping at their pokemon rescue!

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Hi hi hi sorry for the radio silence I'm back! A lot happened.

1. I graduated and joined a research team that focuses on Porygon and home voice assistance. Excited to share more

2. Didn't join team star, but I got some of them to join an overseas team skull branch because they all got disbanded but wanted to continue the punk vigilante justice

3. Got more pokemon! I'm also part time at a Pokemon rehab center. I'll share some of our residents sometime. Lot of shinies that people can't care for due to the cost.

Dodgeball and Breakfast are still here!

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10 year olds shouldn't be given master balls

if you're a pokéblog rb this with an unpopular opinion. state no reasoning

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I think you'd really like Larry, from the Paldea league

do none of you just have normal pokemon

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Status update on team star: they're a lot like team skull actually. Not like evil but not great. Don't think I can join though cuz technically I'm still WITH team skull just on. Educational leave???? I'll have to call and ask

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I used to be in team skull actually. I had my pokemon stolen and they offered to help if I joined. And then next thing I know they've got a trust fund for me and I'm getting sent to Paldea. Nice guys actually!

Thoughts on Team Skull?

just a horde of scrappy teenage tinkatok-ers. it's really hard to take them seriously as an "evil team" like haha sure dude. aw you want to steal my pokémon? what, you need it to study for your friday pokébio quiz?

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Hello everyone! Mod Zoroark - the one running @darktypehuman - here! I decided to go ahead and make the network account for pokeblogging accounts! This blog is still a heavy wip, as I'm still working on the blank copy of the bio, but I hope to start adding accounts as soon as possible!

I'm restricting it to just pokeblogging accounts (IE, those who mostly just pretend to be their oc on tumblr, and don't like, rp in-person interactions between characters primarily) since I think if I listed every person who uses the pokemon irl tag I would be here forever.

Please spread this post around to let everyone know about this account! @realpokemon Hope it's okay to tag you, you're the most popular account I know of for this!

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WHAT IS THISD IT FOLLOWED ME FOR AN HOUER AND WONT LEAVE????

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and Dodgeball

What is actually in the crater (TM)? Is it riches untold of by even Gholdengo and Gimmeghoul? Or Pokémon with 3 types? I NEED ANSWERS

Danger, steep cliffs, violent Pokemon, and hazards.