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ares, aphrodite, and harmonia

‘he feeds her bloodlust and she dresses him in softness

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Oh, what a waste...

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Am getting rlly into mouthwashing rn but wtf there's so many kids in this fandom. I don't think that's the age range expected

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i have nothing good to post

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Take a slice

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*pre act 1, somewhere in the outerplanes or whatever* gods: what the hells are the dead 3 doing now?? what is that?? a netherbrain?? ugh right then, what are we gonna do about it shar: i have a plan SO EVIL AND PERFECT and a chosen locked and loaded she's already on her way to retrieve that stupid githyanki prince and then im going to fucking destroy that asshole ketheric

mystra: bitch please the only one around here with a shiny red fix it button is me. when i tell you my former chosen is obsessed with me. no way will he deny me, all i gotta do is ask and he'll detonate the problem in one go. ace in the hole.

Jergal [a big fan of the avengers]: i have a plan to bring together a group of of remarkable people to see if they could become something more. To see if they could work together when we need them to, to fight the battles that we never could.

gods: ugh shut the hell up jergal this is basically your fault

Jergal: im stealing all your feral chosen and you can't stop me

silvanus: would you like a bear in this trying time?

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Bard casts vicious mockery: “Hag-shouldered scum-vestige!”

Graphic designer casts vicious mockery:

[Another 100% fake cover to go along with the first one. Note, no burn intended on Withers here! He’s currently the most sought-after party planner in Faerun.]

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larian wheres the romance scene that we help him braiding?

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Astarion’s simple plan

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use your brain, Gale 🧠

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Some notes about this that I think is interesting. In low approval he's almost completely still and doesn't blink. Not even once. He's fully alert and on guard. He does NOT trust tav. In high approval he literally slow blinks like a cat and sways back and forth a little like he's giddy to talk to tav. He shows complete trust and absolutely adores them. Either platonically or romantically. Just some details that I think are really cool and show how much thought the devs put into these interactions. Even though most of the time we can't even see the faces he makes when talking to him.

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Me every time I'm down by that fucking river

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Confession: I want Abdirak’s wrists bound behind his back, chained to a pair of cilices around his thighs so that they pierce him every time he moves. Then I want to bend him over and fuck him senseless.

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Confession: I simply wish the character creator had the option to make a dragonborn with a slit and a draconic cock that emerges when the character is turned on. Cloaca rights

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Astarion: So, I was thinking… date night tonight?

Halsin: Sounds wonderful, my heart

Tav: Room for a third?

Astarion: Naturally, darling~

Halsin: You are more than welcome to join us, my heart

Gale: You call both of your partners “my heart”?

Halsin: One of the many perks of being polyamorous, Gale

Halsin: I have room for many hearts

Halsin: And my hearts… love my parts

Astarion: Now how long have you been waiting for a moment to say that?

*Halsin bargains with himself for a moment*

Halsin: …Even longer than my parts

Tav, to himself: That’s a long, long time…

Gale: I am learning way too much about all three of you right now

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Confession: I feel like Halsin is always expected to be a dom top because of his size and muscles but deep down he'd love to just be a sub for once. I wanna climb on top of him and fuck him to hell and back and have him suck honey out of my fingers and let him just lay down and enjoy it like a pillow prince for once and tell him what a good bear he is.

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Confession: All I want is the whole gang at the inn, me in Astarion's lap, plenty of food and drink, the dopest faerun equivalent of cannabis the Oak Father can provide, and a running bet to see if Astarion can get high from my blood. Is that so much to ask?