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Metal Gear bosses will throw a bunch of barrels downhill at you like they're donkey kong while some kind of acid jazz plays in the background, then explode when they finally die after explaining how they were a victim of the Bosnian genocide in one of the most moving cutscenes you've ever seen. And they'll be named some shit like Cocaine Orc.

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GET DRENCHED IDIOT

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I dunno what to call this

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anyone done this het

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My beloved

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ghirahim in cookie run style!

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Hmm, interesting, what will this letter be about?

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link's various earrings

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Schlawg.

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the way snake says okay here is so boyfriend trying to avoid argument its really tickling me

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So dry

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–"You don't pay attention to templars, Qunari or politics, but you notice kittens?"

–"Templars, Qunari, and politics don't meow and attack your feet when you're buying food."

wanted to illustrate one of my favorite banters in da2!! merrill, my beloved<33

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rekke pillarsofeternity is so funny. he learned an entirely unfamiliar language by immersion in a month and just goes what, like it's hard? he's our only real point of reference for an entire other part of eora that we've never been to. he casually throws out the fact that they're monotheistic over there unlike every other culture we've seen so far and doesn't elaborate. he was supposed to be a missionary but he's kind of shit at it, possibly because he was sent out to venture through famously impassable storms after maybe committing arson. and they referenced his portrait after one of the most beautiful men in the world toshiro mifune so he's hot as fuck for no reason

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no one's ever done it like them (derogatory)

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Apostate

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vertigo