"In the biblical sense and sensibility/let me know you/I'll kiss that smile off your face just say when." Shameless monsterfucker reblogs. URL and blog title taken from "Scared to Death" by HIM. 18+
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Catch of the day
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The line between kink and horror is measured only in cowardice
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We have such hole to show you

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started to type “ppl will call themselves monsterfuckers just bc they’re into pyramidhead 🙄” and i think maybe i should logout and use facebook for a few days to recalibrate my perspective on society at large
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monster bondage is um... hot
your ghost lover pinning you in place with invisible spectral chains as they move around you invisibly, teasing and poking and prodding you, never knowing where they’ll touch you next
your fae lover using roots and vines to hold you in place as they strike you with a branch, the roots tightening with each strike
your eldritch horror lover suspending you in mid air with tentacles, constantly repositioning and contorting your body so that you are never truly comfortable as they fill your every hole with tentacles
your demon lover using magical seals to hold you in the air, not even touching you as they wordlessly use their magic to fuck themselves with your body, the magical bonds sending surges of pain across your skin at random
IDEAS
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You commented about dax using his tail to... relax with himself or someone else, can we have some scenarios you can imagine about it? 👉👈
Oh absolutely 😈
• using his mouth on his tail while he strokes himself. Or making him use his mouth on his tail while you stroke him
• laying it out on the bed so you can grind against the ridges on his tail as he watches you. Maybe tying his hands so he has no choice but to watch you and feel you. Enough to make him throb but not enough to let him cum
• softly and coyly toying with it while you watch a movie. As if you have no idea that you're driving him crazy. As if you can't see that he's trying to hide what it's doing to him
• doing the same in public until you get him so worked up he begs you to hurry up and take him home
• letting you use it as a toy 👀
• giving him a massage that turns spicy as you truly work him tip-to-tail 🥰
So many possibilities
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let’s go monster hunting, but in an erotic lusty way
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sat among the soft seagrass🌾🐚
✦ find me on instagram @the.flightless.artist ✦
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#hello miss evil vampire willow i will be such a good girl i pwommy#can yuo still vamp out for me tho#vampire
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Father just asked me, in response to me picking up our dog; “do you think, if aliens made humans their pets, do you think we’d enjoy being picked up by them” and I had to pretend like I haven’t been on the internet as much as I have
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The dragon's favorite treasure
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Poll:
What size do you prefer dragons to be in monsterfucker media?
Tiny (insect to cat sized)
Small (cat to human sized)
Medium (about human sized)
Large (human to horse sized)
Huge (horse to elephant sized)
Giant (elephant to whale sized)
Gargantuan (bigger than whale sized)
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Noncon werewolf licking inside a vampire's mouth bc they want to taste the blood and vamp pushes them away and were just slams them on the ground and forces their tongue into their mouth deeper as vamp squirms
Yesss… I love werewolf on vampire noncon!
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the demon i am on a first date with: i should apologize ahead of time. see my horns are so huge and majestic that i cannot put a shirt on. i am cursed to never have a shirt on so you can always see my (large) torso. i understand that might be rude me: dang. i am sorry for your situation. we will just have to try make the best of it
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You first see him at a nightclub. You're friends with a few monsters, so you can spot a vampire from a mile away.
"Bite me," you shout over the music.
He turns towards you, startled. "I beg your pardon?"
You grin at his haughty foreign accent. Oh, he's one of the old ones. "Hi. Want to suck my blood?"
He seems wary about how you know he's a vampire, as if you might be a hunter trying to get him alone so you can turn him to dust. You find that hilarious, considering how much power he probably holds. What's an Elder like him doing at a nightclub anyway? It takes a hot minute but you finally get him into one of the side halls.
Once you display your neck for him he doesn't need much more encouragement, licking your neck to prep the spot before sinking his fangs into your neck. He moans at the taste of your blood and you melt against him as the pleasure of his bite works through you.
Somehow you find yourself somewhere else, on a bed surrounded by lavish curtains. The vampire kisses the bite marks on your neck as he sinks into your needy wetness, gasping at how perfectly you fit around him. He says sweet things to you in some forgotten language, before switching back to the one you can understand.
"My heart, you will be bound to me forever. I will not let you go."
Maybe you should be concerned, but there's always tomorrow for that.
@idle-monsters
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