Recursively self-optimizing seed human. Programming, RPGs, puns, and reblogged rationalism. Born in the 90s, busy being dumb in the smartest way I can
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I love words. I love speaking, I love language, I love written words especially. Thank you letters and sounds for my life
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stated preferences in the streets, revealed preferences in the sheets.
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baby pangolins look like an adorable creature someone made up for a fantasy/sci-fi series. just a sweet polite little alien type of beast wearing a nice little scalemail outfit
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House would walk into Wilson's office, wordlessly stop and stare at the carpet until Wilson sighs and asks "Can I help you?"
House would look up and say "I love you, Wilson"
Wilson would just reply "not giving you the patient's file."
House would stumble closer and say "forget about the patient for a second-"
Wison: Okay this is definitely a ruse because you would NEVER say that
House: Wilson I LOVE you
Wilson: wh...what are you doing. Why are you..
Then they'd kiss. Wilson would be shocked until he closes his eyes. 3 seconds would pass before his face scrunches up and he pulls back and says "what- what did you put in my mouth!?"
Then his eyes would roll back and he'd collapse to the floor. House would step over his body, take the patients file, decide to take Wilson's coffee while he's at it, and leave
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map panther do you see my vision
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another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.
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Being on Tumblr and also being into mechanical stuff is so weird sometimes. Like you'll see the word "brembo" and be like yeah that's one of the biggest names in high performance brakes, but also like that's a Tumblr ass nonsense word if I've ever seen one
Bremboification
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SHE SPEAKS?!?
thoroughly enjoying silksong. game is GORGEOUS, it's doing more with subtle 3d effects or maybe parallaxing on the backgrounds in a way that's making them register to me a lot more than they did in hollow knight. and it's just so PRETTY. and like already the art direction, the visual design, is so so so cool, I've never seen aesthetics playing quite in this space before. all the bells........
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all true, I am having an absolute games journalist moment with the first boss tho ;-;
thoroughly enjoying silksong. game is GORGEOUS, it's doing more with subtle 3d effects or maybe parallaxing on the backgrounds in a way that's making them register to me a lot more than they did in hollow knight. and it's just so PRETTY. and like already the art direction, the visual design, is so so so cool, I've never seen aesthetics playing quite in this space before. all the bells........
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thoroughly enjoying silksong. game is GORGEOUS, it's doing more with subtle 3d effects or maybe parallaxing on the backgrounds in a way that's making them register to me a lot more than they did in hollow knight. and it's just so PRETTY. and like already the art direction, the visual design, is so so so cool, I've never seen aesthetics playing quite in this space before. all the bells........
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i must take painkillers. painkillers are the pain killer
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