bifags
bifags
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oh goodness i saw him again ooooh wow oh my oh my laeli well i would just love to meet it you know we see each other were in the same physical space you know and well therell be a beautiful tragedy theres something awful happening in the future of this scenario because you see well my dear friend here he died he died and theres nothing any of us can do because were just the unloved dolls of an uncaring god well anyway he died and its quite saddening to my heart he died and no one is quite sure why or how its not fair its not fair that it died but it had to happen and im the last and only person he saw before his untimely demise but my voice fails me whenever its brought up i cant say what happened my hands are clean but none can see if my soul is similarly untarnished as well
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bifags · 3 hours ago
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I don’t believe tsw*ft is a revolutionary or even interesting artist but she *is* the only artist who has her own folder on my phone dedicated to lyrics that make me incandescent with rage so from a perverse conceptual perspective I guess something is working
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bifags · 3 days ago
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i will lick yuour Poosay for €4.
Whaddaye say?
Sloppy Astyle??
(quite an alluring ofer if i do sayso myzelf……..
line 1: german pervert
line 2: scottish pervert
line 3: italian pervert
line 4: average frenchman
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bifags · 4 days ago
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mānawatia a matariki, anyone got some money to spare for my bank in the negatives to an ex homeless from friends and family borrowing hundreds and not giving it back?
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https://youpay.me/voidsys876
arohanui <3
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bifags · 6 days ago
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there's a lot to shit on kojima for but I gotta respect that
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bifags · 6 days ago
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Guy on metro had a shitty little dog who spent 20 minutes untying his laces and waiting patiently with his nose 3 millimeters away for them to be re-tied before wreaking havoc again. Over and over. Owner did not care. Dogs name was Quentin.
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bifags · 7 days ago
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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch
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bifags · 8 days ago
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girl you would flourish under my dark tutelage
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bifags · 8 days ago
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had a dream i found a tape labelled “sex tape” and when i played it in a vcr it was just two fully clothed guys beating the shit out of each other with metal bats
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bifags · 9 days ago
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bifags · 9 days ago
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Meeting with the chief prosecutor
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bifags · 10 days ago
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bifags · 10 days ago
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Jevil: COME INTO MY VOID PRISON AND WE CAN PLAY A FUN LITTLE GAME HOOOHOOOHOFGJFB
Kris: *looks in jevils cell door and sees this*
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Kris: We should absolutely go in there we need to go in there no matter what we have to
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bifags · 10 days ago
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bifags · 11 days ago
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toby makes such beautiful media references 🥰🥰🥰
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bifags · 11 days ago
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ermm
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bifags · 12 days ago
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pjackk is like the tumblr collective's dead wife
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bifags · 12 days ago
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5 beautiful eggs...
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