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my roommate runs in completely different spheres than i do and is somehow blissfully oblivious to a lot of mainstream pop culture despite the fact that we’re both american and both the same age. it’s kind of like living with a time traveler and every single day is a new joy. can you imagine the visceral delight i experience at getting to answer questions like “who’s macklemore?”

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i dont finish drawings often enough to post regularly to my art blog but i have big dark eyes like a prey animal so i suppose if i ever get desperate i can lure in a thirst audience. women enjoy a freak they can shake between their teeth like a dog with a squeaker toy i am pretty sure

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its infuriating watching people talk around transmisogyny on this website like its some sort of abstract issue, and not an indicator of attitude. heres one experience i had: a transmasc coworker became obviously uncomfortable when i mentioned transmisogyny and started handwringing about female socialisation. less than a week later he sexually harassed me on the job.

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[ID: a digital painting of a woman viewed from behind, overlooking a golden field. She has one hand raised, magic flowing from her fingertips like glowing pink smoke, and her face is turned in profile to look at it. The same glowing, smoky texture overlays her skin, and her locs blow in the wind. End ID]

Where We’d Rather Be

p r i n t s <3

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that chris fleming bit about vibe dysphoria where the most toxic woman you know is always posting about how she’s like a cute little illustration of a mouse wearing a frilly dress but it’s the swaths of people calling themselves “just a silly little guy” who do not have a humorous bone in their entire body

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a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

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The cashier at the grocery store had those cute double piercings in the middle of both eyebrows and I was telling her how I liked them and they always reminded me of pierrot clown makeup, and she got excited and knew exactly what I meant, which is great, because imagine if she didn't and I was some random fucking man who was like, "Hey, girl. You're beautiful. Anybody ever tell you that you look like a old French clown with all that metal in your face."

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Sunfish and her stars

emboidered wall hanging

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[ID: Carmilla fanart. Carmilla leans over Laura, who lies in repose, eyes glazed over. Laura’s dress is pulled down to expose her breasts, a bloody bite over one nipple. Blood trickles from the edges of Carmilla’s mouth above her, the obvious culprit. Carmilla is depicted with straight black hair wearing a black dress with a low neckline. Laura has blond wavy hair and a white dress. End ID]

“I have been in love with no one, and never shall,” she whispered, “unless it should be with you.”

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too cool to jerk off to pictures of women with impossible hip to waist ratios yet not cool enough to jerk off to the concept of being killed, the rōnin pervert wanders this land in search of a slightly-higher-concept yet not totally abstract form of fetish posting

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siren

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the wife of this boddhisattva keeps cheating on him with me and it sucks every time he catches us fucking on his bed he just smiles and nods with boundless compassion and understanding i think she's actually getting off on how guilty it makes me feel

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i have an art account and every time someone says something funny in the tags of one of my drawings i go to peruse their blog and i am never disappointed. they are almost invariably into a niche flavor of yaoi that scientists have yet to recognize publicly. continue slaying my friends

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happy tdov never kill yourself

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why the fuck did i say bert. my name literally starts with a B i don’t need a nom de plume

i’ve gained muscle mass recently and i am being soooo annoying about it. like Behold, I Can Do Half A Pullup. call me Bicep Bert. i can teach you. listen to my wisdom (< has not taken a biology class in 9 years) are u listening? First, You Must Drink Whey Protein

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i’ve gained muscle mass recently and i am being soooo annoying about it. like Behold, I Can Do Half A Pullup. call me Bicep Bert. i can teach you. listen to my wisdom (< has not taken a biology class in 9 years) are u listening? First, You Must Drink Whey Protein

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Hello, my dear❤️🤗

A very urgent call🆘

I'm so sorry for my direct message without prior knowledge 🙏

I know you receive many messages asking for help,

But my child and I need the necessary medicines because my child was born by caesarean section.

My child and I need 50£ of medicine every day 💊

You can donate £100 to buy for two days, believe me, I need medicine urgently so that my baby and I are not in danger.

Can you repost the posted installed on my blog and donate urgently.

Or donate what you can.

We urgently need to raise £10,000 to cover evacuation, transportation and medical care costs.

Sorry if I bothered you.

https://chuffed.org/project/117611-donate-for-the-needs-of-rehabs-children

🔗Vetted by @gazavetters, my number

verified on the list is ( #410 )

donated! i wish you and your baby good health