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I find it so unbearably distracting when any person has just one (1) extra button open. Like ok, stop trying to give me a boner please, I'm in public rn 😔 🫠






button up shirts are so important
#damien haas#its like#just a little peak#a little mystery#i wanna say slutty in the most positive and affection way possible#is it just me#i dont even have a penis but ive got a half chub grin on
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Shout out to all my high school teachers who consistently told me not to leave things to last minute because it will result in poorer homework and poorer marks, but gave me great marks on all my last minute assignments. Little did we all know i had undiagnosed adhd and need the cortisol of a too-close due date to get the work done at all.
when i was a kid i got a 90% on my kindergarten "what are your favorite things?" test because for the question "what is your favorite animal?" i wrote down "puma" and it got marked wrong because my teacher said a puma isnt even an animal its a kind of shoe
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Please send an ambulance, I've collapsed. Yes, I'm a puddle now. No, I don't think there's a cure. Completely feral, I'm afraid.
PEDRO PASCAL as CLINT 'Freaky Tales' Trailer | 2025
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There's so much awful shit going on in the world right now. Do what you can when you can. It can help more than you think and can alleviate that feeling of helplessness a little, too.

Barana Hanabneiho Organisation (BHO)
Darfur Women Action Group (DWAG)
Hadhreen (7adhreen)
Nas Al Sudan
Sadagaat Charity Organisation
Sudanese American Medical Association (SAMA)
Sudanese American Physicians Association (SAPA)
Sudanese Diaspora Network (SDN)
Sudan Tarada Initiative and Save Al Geneina Initiative by Sadiea
Sudanese Red Crescent Society (SRCS)
Sudan Solidarity Collective (SSC)
Takaful Organisation
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I'm so fond of their dynamic.
messy dreams and blue pleter
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An absolute classic, that.
let’s learn about swinging
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It must get annoying to make something really amazing with your best mate, so good that millions of people fall in love with it. So good they make 3 seasons of TV about it. And a bunch of those millions of people who love your work SO MUCH apparently don't trust you to finish your own art well enough.
Like gang, i get it. The book is amazing, and the show is really great and fun. But if anyone knows how to end it, it's the guy who made it. Stop asking @neil-gaiman for reassurances and show him a little trust. I think he probably knows what he's doing.
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Sometimes I think I'm fine but then I remember my wife is getting married (wife pictured below)
And I've just gotta go about life? But it's cool, it's all cool and I'm so happy for them and I'm fine.
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How. How? HOW?!
How does a grown man do the puppy head twist this well?!
It's rude, frankly.
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Get you a man who can do it all.
Pedro Pascal Cinematic Universe: Alignment Chart | insp
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Goofy dad dancing but it gives you big heart eyes
cocoullrich: What a year @thelastofus
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YES, YOU DO, YOU DUMB DADDY-ASS BITCH, OF COURSE YOU DO
sorry, I'm sorry I lost my composure
Do I look like Daddy?
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Maybe not on paper, but....
When I first started watching Taskmaster, I genuinely thought Greg and Alex were married
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I'm sorry, but same. Because if someone said they were gonna kill one of my nieces or nephews for the slight possibility that they could save what's left of humanity (a fair portion of which are psychos, cultists, cannibals, and militant tyrants), then no. Not happening. And I would 100% kill every person who tries to get between me and any of my kids without hesitation to save their life. Like, run at me with the greater good bullshit because it's not a greater good when it requires sacrificing children.
sorry but I am officially a joel miller apologist. the fireflies knock him out & as soon as he regains consciousness marlene breaks the news to him that ‘yah sorry you’re never going to see your daughter again bc the surgery is lethal. but here’s her knife as a keep sake <3′ i’m sorry marlene but u thought that was going to go over well? you thought the insanely dangerous and firearm proficient man was who obviously bonded to ellie was going to go calmly? she should have sent ten men to escort him out. thirty. she should have just shot him in the head while he was unconscious. but of course she underestimated how much he cared. what he would do for ellie. bc she knew mean gruff self serving survivalist joel not father joel. she didn’t even let joel and ellie say goodbye to each other. was planning on killing ellie without even telling her for an experimental procedure they had no proof would work. didn’t even give joel the option to see her one last time. “would u kill 1 person to save 100?” they didn’t even allow a fourteen year old the agency to answer that question. team joel
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Screaming, crying, throwing up, collapsing on the floor, and sobbing.
Please stop making these gif combos it actually causes me to experience real emotions, and that's very tough for me, personally, as a messy pile of trash held together with nothing but anxiety and duct tape.
THE LAST OF US | 1.01 “When You’re Lost in the Darkness” THE LAST OF US | 1.09 “Look for the Light”
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Screaming and crying bc I saw Mark Watson perform live tonight and I met him and had a good chat and he's so so sweet and lovely and I talked to him about no more jockeys and hsisjwbsuskwmskdjshwhsbdjsjdmdkd k bye I'm ded
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Wait wait wait
The height? My boy got mad ups!
Tim Key is pure joy.
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