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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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goes back to medieval times

oldschool runescape music is actually playing everywhere i go

me: i knew it

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Vampire: *struggling*

Me:

Vampire: *still struggling*

Me: look, I said I have tricky veins-

Vampire: DO YOU HAVE THEM AT ALL????

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many things wrong with me. well at least i'm bisexual.

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two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene

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He's doing that on purpose

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Link

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when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way

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They Call It A Blow Job But It's Mostly Sucking: New Scam?!

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a sports bra is lingerie to the educated mind

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the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

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we at the hotel motel holiday inn. if you even give a fuck.

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truly do not understand workplace drama. we're stuck here doing stupid bullshit for 8 hours and you want to make it worse? But on the other hand I love hearing about arguments that are not and never will be my problem