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fighting game guy on youtube: this move is unsafe

me, wise: all of the moves are unsafe because the guys are hurting each other

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Dracoturtle: Gwent Card (1 of 2) - Anna Podedworna

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Types of Stupid Characters

it is commonly known that there are different types of intelligence, and it should follow that there are different types of stupidity, but this fact seems less well-known. anyway, here is a resource for crafting your himbos and regular dumbasses

classic book smart but no common/practical sense: this is the character that speaks 8 languages or has multiple phds or is a pioneer in their field but can’t cook mac and cheese from a box or be trusted with a weed whacker. as the title says, a classic, very valid.

book smart, may have practical sense, but Does It Anyway: This is the character constantly asking, “What happens if…” The answer is usually swearing and property damage.

wise but classically stupid: this character will hit you with deep wisdom and advice about life but then will ask you how many legs a duck has . Underutilized and underrated.

wise but can’t take their own advice: This character will give you profound advice about life and then end up falling-down drunk in a ditch in florida covered in alligator bite marks and sobbing about their ex. They’re completely levelheaded when advising other people but all their personal decisions are just the worst

competent at exactly one thing: self explanatory.

good-hearted and well intentioned, but socially clueless: will tell their girlfriend that her dress makes her look rectangular, and be confused why this isn’t taken as a compliment, and then buy her a chameleon to make up because women like chameleons, right

practical sense but can’t read the room: levelheaded and good at whatever it is that they do, but not good at being diplomatic. will call you an idiot to your face if you question their practical know-how no matter how important you are.

not actually lacking in cleverness or sense, but no impulse control: thoughts take longer to load than actions for this character. hindsight is 20/20, but it’s hind instead of fore

lovable and socially intelligent but completely stupid otherwise: this character is cute, charismatic or socially adept enough to make it just about anywhere. It takes a private, informal conversation for people to realize that there’s nothing going on upstairs

smart maybe 30% of the time: it’s a total crap shoot whether this character’s thoughts and ideas are brilliant or terrible. They sometimes come up with something great, often enough for them to be thought of as a genius, but a lot of the time there’s nothing in their head but bullshit

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A late Vermintine Valentine. Vermintine! Valentide! I don’t know!

A few facts:

Yes, that arrow went through the plate gauntlet. Don’t mess with Kerillian.

I don’t know who would make chocolate, but I assume someone did. Lizardmen? Pirates? Emo elves?

Bretonnia makes the best wine, or so they say. I believe Karl Franz would not stand idly by and let the Reikland’s vineyards fall behind.

I am unclear on whether sisters of Shallya are like nuns or not re:sinful desire.

The word concupiscence is amazing but I’m pretty sure I used it wrong. I mean Saltzpyre used it wrong.

Is it 2524? Is it 2523 still? Is it somehow 2525? I’m not up on my Vermintide End Times timekeeping.

I could not be arsed to properly map the keep, so let’s say they’ve been remodeling.

Why did I do this? I do not know. But now it is done, and this cursed comic is out there, to curse in turn all those who gaze upon it.

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Mongol For Honor Event

‘Brothers in arms - Invasion’ No, I haven’t played Ghost of Tsushima… yet, hehe :) but I can’t wait to try it! I’m very excited about this game!

So, I have never been a big supporter of the theory that the knights of medieval Europe had no contact with the Samurai. I mean, of course, probably not on a scale worth noting by historians of the period, sure! But, knowing human nature and curiosity about the world, I simply do not believe that no knight or some mercenary working for a merchant, did not made it to Japan :) This is a story of William, a young hospital knight who lost his faith, disappointed with the crusades, at the end of the 13th century, with a merchant caravan set off to Asia. After years of travel and extraordinary adventures, he ended up in Japan, where he becomes a friend of a Samurai named Sukesada. Together they face the Mongol invasion. William wrote down his adventures in his personal journal, as you can see he liked to embellish some parts…  ;) Time-lapse video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqQvBfu0OWk

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Warmonger Astrea

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Artist: Viktor Titov Title: Character studies pack 02 “Daily portrait sketches done in November-December 2019 About 30-70 minutes each If you want to see the technique that I use, check out the process video in my store here Links to my social media below https://www.viktortitov.com/” Very cool…

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If gladiator wore boots they’d

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TOMB RAIDER (for @villainii)      “The line between our myths and truth is fragile and blurry.”

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I want my children to grow up seeing what real love is between two people.

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With Love from Funbringers Land / For Honor (Evgeny Bubley)

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i like when people go "why would you harass someone for nudes lol there's so much free porn 🤪🤪" as if giving every small male child instant access to an infinite library of internet pornography is not the reason they feel entitled to having access to the bodies of all their female peers, too

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Free samples

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new stress relief activity: abandon quest and go on a walk to some normal not monster infested woods with your clown friend on your back and listen to him play some tunes.

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