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fuck yeah

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Thanks. I might need it,

Consider this an official announcement - Me and Lucifer have Soul Bonded. Consider us Angel Married.

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Thanks Charlie. Knew you'd react well. Dean, not so much?

Consider this an official announcement - Me and Lucifer have Soul Bonded. Consider us Angel Married.

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Consider this an official announcement - Me and Lucifer have Soul Bonded. Consider us Angel Married.

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Charlie - never compare me to Lavender Brown again.

Lucifer - Do you want to share the good news, or shall I?

I am emotionally drained. In other news, if anyone knows what made me act like Gossip Girl, let me know, so I can murder it.

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I am emotionally drained. In other news, if anyone knows what made me act like Gossip Girl, let me know, so I can murder it.

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[You have 1 new message]:- I'm stubborn.

"Yeah, yeah. It's cute as hell. Anyway, as much as I'd love to flirt with you via text forever, I have a very tense important situation to deal with. Loving you and leaving you, ciao! xxx

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[You have 1 new message]:- ... Whats happened to you? Is this some side effect of the bonding or....?

"Wow, what are you, my mom? I'm fine, stop getting all fluffed up."

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[You have 1 new message]:- What do you except? I left you alone with my brother, who is now a TRICKSTER! We went behind his back and got angel hitched. He deals out just deserts to people he doesn't like. I'm worried about you... jeez. - L

"Alright princess, don't make a mess. I'm pretty sure he wont stick around much longer anyway. Whateveerrr, I'm no good at this crap. Major sobfest, and it's bumming me right out."

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[You have 1 new message]:- Er, are you okay Sammy? Did Gabriel do something to you? Cus if he did, I didn't feel it. Do you want me to come back to the motel room and talk to him? - L

Sam flipped his phone open again at his side, studying the screen sidelong and giving an exaggerated sigh. He flipped his hair out of his face and frowned.

[1 New Message]:- Wow, Mr clingy here, huh? No big, I got this. I don't have any time for your blah blah blah blah. Trying to put out a fire here, gawd. What got your panties in a bunch? Anyway, talk to ya later. Love ya, bye hon.

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"Listen up, senor sass. I don't have time for your snarky bullshit right now because I am a busy man. Check yourself, ok?" Sam huffed, flapping his hands in Gabriel's direction. He smoothed his hair down and raised his eyebrows at the angel, lips pursed.

"I know you're trying to make a point here, but all I hear is 'blah blah blah, I treated Sammy like a cheap whore and now he's found someone else. Look at your life, look at your choices."

“The way I see it, Sam.. Everything that can go pear-shaped already has.”

It was bad enough that Gabriel had emotions in the first place. He could deal with the good emotions, but then there was this. And all because of Lucifer? 

“I’ll be sure to send you a congratulatory card,” he tried to act as normal as he could muster. 

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M!A: For the next 24h, you are exactly like Dean's impression of you in tall tales. ;) Have fun Sammy.

Oh god no, what?! I do not have time for this. You guys better check yourselves.

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Sam breathed a bitter laugh. "You know as well as I do that he'll know right away if any thing's wrong, and I couldn't keep him away if I tried." His mouth was set in a hard line, and he had stopped wringing his hands. He hated hurting Gabriel, and he knew that reasoning things out was probably useless, or counterproductive.

"Why.. Do you plan on this going pear-shaped?"

Gabriel’s jaw tensed at he shook his head, not quite believing that he was hearing. 

“No, Sam. Y’don’t,” he said as he started to pace, then stopped.

All he wanted right now was to disappear, take a vacation. Somewhere with considerably less humans. He saw Sam in front of him, but all he could feel was Lucifer, making the whole scenario ten times worse. The usual calming presence of Sam was, well.. tainted.

“Lemme guess, you got the husband ready to jump in all guns blazing should this go pear shaped?”

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"I'm sorry, Gabriel.." Sam's voice caught in his throat, because this whole situation was so incomprehensible. How could he explain the whole thing, how could he apologise?

"It's just, me an Lucifer.. I don't know how to explain it, I really don't. I'm sorry, and I do love you, but I had to choose, and I.. I'm so sorry."

He wrung his hands more, finally meeting Gabriel's eyes.

Gabriel tipped his head back, suddenly feeling exhausted in every way. It just didn’t make sense to him. Satan and his meatsuit getting angel hitched.. Lucifer had beated Sam senseless not so long ago, but apparently he is a very forgiving person.

“So you and Lucifer b-” the word stuck in his throat, “His grace and your soul slow danced and now you’re all sync’d up. Should I be congratulating you here?”

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Sam fidgeted with his hands awkwardly, unable to look Gabriel in the face. It broke his heart, but he'd made his choice. He shook his head, brow furrowed.

"No.. I don't.."

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Sam sighed and forced himself out of bed, reluctant to leave the easy comfort that Lucifer offered. He pulled on clothes and tried to smooth down his hair.

"Alright, so do you want to be around for this, or are we agreed that maybe it'd be better for me to do it alone..?"

The corners of Lucifer’s mouth twisted downwards as he pouted slightly.

“I am not like a cherub.” He said sulkily, though the sweet smile on Sam’s own face soon had Lucifer cracking a grin once more. He sighed and patted down the mess Sam had made of his hair and pulled the sheets closer around him. And then those words. Lucifer froze in the moment, letting them sink in. From habit, worry shot through him. But that was the thing about bonding. Almost as soon as the feeling a raised, Sam’s soul seemed to wrap round him, calming the feeling and soothing him.

Lucifer raised his hand and took Sam’s, kissing his forehead.

“Hey, it’s okay.” He said calmly, sighing. He wanted to say they could do it together, but thoughts of Gabriel shot through his head and he knew that wouldn’t go down at all well. He paused for a moment then nodded. “First, we should get dressed.”

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Sam chuckled, mussing Lucifer's hair affectionately. "Yeah, you dozed off there." He couldn't scrub the adoring smile from his face. "You were adorable. Outright cherubic." He sat up.

"Listen, this is probably a really awful thing to hear, especially now, but I need to talk to Gabriel." He ran his hand over his forehead, pushing back his hair in a universally acknowledged sign of stress.

Sleep. Lucifer didn’t even realize he had slipped into the little human habit until Sam’s voice drew him from the dark. Eyes slowly flickered open and gazed sleepily up at the younger Winchester. Luci’s brows furrowed and he slowly sat up. His hair stuck up at all different angles and his eyes droopy with the remains of Sam’s dreams which he no longer remembered. He brought a hand to his face a looked around the room. 

“Did I…. Did I fall asleep?” He asked, confused.