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my baby so awesome cuteness

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bbh is the hottest man alive youre all just too goddamn cowardly to admit it

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I'm surprised you didn't mention bad salsa dancing with mobs in a nuclear cave or that fact that he accidentally did casalonas again kkkkk

I DIDN’T NOTICE THE ACCIDENTAL CASUALONAS I WAS TOO ENGROSSED IN MINECRAFT… also why I didn’t mention the salsa dancing but I thought it was rlly fun and cute !!! does anyone have the casualonas timestamp.

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VALLEYGIRLHALO SUBGOAL I’M GONNA EXPLODE HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT RETURN OF MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND

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badboyhalo is an insane person

“when I would build things in a public place, the blocks I used would have subtle hints built into them” WHAT THE FUCK ???

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“when I would build things in a public place, the blocks I used would have subtle hints built into them” WHAT THE FUCK ???

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like to be clear I’m glad he didn’t end up doing this for. obvious reasons. having his whole arc hinge on forever would have been….. not great. and I do love the whole dying arc he went on instead. but still it’s CRAZY just how much he had planned that got ruined by the admins deciding last-minute that the eggs were going to disappear ToT

AAAND THE REASON THE FURNITURE THEFT NEVER WENT ANYWHERE WAS BECAUSE OF THE LAST-MINUTE EGG VANISHING BULLSHIT ToT ……. BAD HAD A WHOLE MASSIVE ARC PLANNED WHERE HE WAS GOING TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE FOREVER WAS TRYING TO FRAME ISLANDERS FOR CRIMES THEY DIDN’T COMMIT . AKA HE WAS GOING TO FRAME FOREVER FOR FRAMING OTHERS. AND HE WAS GOING TO DO IT TO TRY TO STAGE A REVOLUTION AND OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT. AND THEN THEY HAD THE EGGS DISAPPEAR SUPER SUDDENLY WITH NO WARNING TO CCs OR EVEN ADMINS

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AAAND THE REASON THE FURNITURE THEFT NEVER WENT ANYWHERE WAS BECAUSE OF THE LAST-MINUTE EGG VANISHING BULLSHIT ToT ……. BAD HAD A WHOLE MASSIVE ARC PLANNED WHERE HE WAS GOING TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE FOREVER WAS TRYING TO FRAME ISLANDERS FOR CRIMES THEY DIDN’T COMMIT . AKA HE WAS GOING TO FRAME FOREVER FOR FRAMING OTHERS. AND HE WAS GOING TO DO IT TO TRY TO STAGE A REVOLUTION AND OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT. AND THEN THEY HAD THE EGGS DISAPPEAR SUPER SUDDENLY WITH NO WARNING TO CCs OR EVEN ADMINS

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the final answer was meant to be “I see you, Forever. Long live the revolution” but each part was in a different language, apparently!

AND NOW HE’S JUST TELLING US THE ANSWERS TO THE FURNITURE RIDDLE???

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AND NOW HE’S JUST TELLING US THE ANSWERS TO THE FURNITURE RIDDLE???

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he moved on way too fast from the “what if I wore a dog collar that you could pay to shock me” topic

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DOG COLLAR THAT SHOCKS YOU? DOG COLLAR? BADBOYHALO DOG COLLAR? BADBOYHALO SHOCK COLLAR?

WHAT

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WHAT DID HE JUST FUCKING SAY

WHAT

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WHAT

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DON’T BE UNGRATEFULLL IF BADBOYHALO WAS OFFERING TO EAT ME I’D AGREE IN A HEARTBEAT!! COWARDS !!!!!

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remember pre-QSMP how whenever badboyhalo said something funny/absurd sooo many replies or reactions would just be ppl going “omg he’s becoming his mangoball self 😂🤣” . literally was my biggest pet peeve in the world

it’s 2024 why do I still see anyone acting like mangoball BBH is superior to real BBH in any way……. sighhh

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BAD’S GOT A GHOSTIE IN HIS POCKET THAT’S CRAZY