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*walking down main street sweeping my scythe back and forth in front of me* watch out bitch! watch out bitch!
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when i'm dictator you will need a permit to mow your lawn.
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I have been commuting into the office and thus listening to radio stations and I have to say "California Dreamin' but arranged by Sousa to sell mattresses for the 4th of July" and "Ode To Joy but it's about Lotto Scratchers" are way more dystopian than I would have expected for drive time radio ads.
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The Democratic party will not even bother to save themselves. They will not save you, listen to those who actually want to who were deemed “radical/ fae left.” This country is far right as that targeted assassinations are not treated as a dire warning sign by the “Opposition party.”
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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn
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snoopy and miffy told me they are a femme4butch couple in real life
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* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?
* (I'm collecting them.
* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.
* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!
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I was at the liberty museum in Philadelphia and saw this next to a stairwell

Official ominous sign
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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.
"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"
but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.
such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.
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happy pride to everyone living a genderless burger experience
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Ah these children who always create problems for poor mothers....
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