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motherfucking jesse eisenberg jesus christ fuck dude motherfucking facebook movie bullshit jesus can you fucking believe this shit god damn created facebook then fucking lawyers and shit right fucking winklevoss twins god damn rowing the boat fuck yo shit i cant even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck i just watched this shit fuck jesse eisenberg man motherfucking spiderman spiderman you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit jesse eisenberg i'm very tired no man i'll just talk about the facebook movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit i have to say about the facebook movie fuck dude i just watched it a year and a half ago fuck jesse eisenberg he fucked over spiderman crazy winklevoss twins rowing trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented facebook i don't like die i can't think of who the fuck invented facebook all i can think is the guy who played the guy who invented facebook who the fuck invented facebook MARK ZUCKERBERG

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Whenever I watch El Dorado, I see Arin and Dan, and I can't be the only one who thinks that...right?🤔

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idk, it felt like them (x)

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Tried to be nice just once.

How I usually draw them:

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idk man ross could’ve self reported

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Staring At The Stars [Part Two] | Arin Hanson X Reader

Part One

Arin’s voice is absolutely breathtaking. What will he think when he hears yours?

Word Count: 1130

     Your coffee had run out quickly, leaving you to resort to the questionable, cold pot in the studio for the next few hours. Despite the amount of caffeine that you thought you had consumed over the past few hours, Ross had to shake you awake at least four times by the time dinner came around.

     “Are you sure you’re good to drive? I don’t want you to crash behind the wheel.”

     “I’m good. It’s only a few blocks away. I can manage. Holy shit, it’s cold out here.”

     “I’ll buy you a real coffee when we get there. Drive safe.”

     “You too, Ross.”

     If there was one thing you couldn’t stand, it was drunk people who couldn’t sing to save their lives trying to do karaoke. The god-awful, tone-deaf screeching that you were met with as you walked into the restaurant woke you up better than you knew any amount of caffeine ever would. It took every ounce of determination you had not to just walk out when you saw Dan taking a seat with everyone else at a table close to the speakers.

     “If this guy’s so-called singing makes me claw my ears off, your eyes are next, Avidan,” you practically shouted, sitting across from him in the only open seat next to Arin. 

     “I didn’t even choose the table! Ross got here first!” 

     You were hoping the look you gave Ross would at least scare him a little, but all you got in return was a sly smirk that you wanted to smack off his face.

     “Oh, you’re in for it now, O’Donovan!” you threatened, trying to fight the smile that desperately tried to show itself. 

     “Someone hates karaoke,” Arin chimed in.

     “I don’t hate karaoke. I hate drunk people who think they’re doing karaoke but are actually just slurring bullshit into a mic.”

     “Well you’re not gonna be happy when I get up there later,” Dan laughed, thanking the waitress that had just placed his drink in front of him.

     “Lord help me.”

~~~~~

     You wanted to kill him. You hated him for winning, and you hated yourself for agreeing to Ross’ stupid arm wrestling challenge. You knew you weren’t all that likely to win, but your competitive side got the better of you. The look of satisfaction on his face pissed you off, but what pissed you off the most was what you now had to do.

     “What are you waiting for, (y/n)? Get up there!” he laughed, gesturing to the stage with the glass in his hand. 

    “I can’t even sing, man! This isn’t fair!”

     “You shouldn’t have lost then!”

     “Fuck. Alright, just shut up and pick the song.”

     “I’m sorry, what’s the deal here?” Arin asked, sitting down right as you pushed out your chair.

     “I was a dumbass and arm wrestled Ross. The deal was that whoever lost had to do karaoke to whatever song the winner chose, and I am about to- no, Ross is about to ruin my social life because I’m definitely not gonna be able to show my face after this.”

     “Oh boy. I mean, good luck. I’m sure you’ll be fine, but he is probably picking something that’ll feel ridiculous.”

     “End me.” You groaned as Ross gestured for you to get on the stage, mentally preparing yourself for whatever humiliation was about to come your way. You took a moment before giving the ok to figure out just what he had given you. Part of you was happy that it wasn’t something insanely weird, but it was definitely embarrassing. Of course he would choose the song he knew you had on repeat as an outlet for your feelings for Arin. You never should’ve told him. Bastard.

     You gave the ok, but you were not feeling ok.

Think of me when you're out, when you're out there

I'll beg you nice from my knees

And when the world treats you way too fairly

Well it's a shame I'm a dream

     Looking at anyone was out of the question. Your eyes were glued to the screen in front of you, pretending to read the lyrics that were burned into your brain by this point. 

All I wanted was you

All I wanted was you

     It was the longest four minutes of your life. You knew they were looking at you the whole time, and there was no way they didn’t hear any of it because they were so close to the speakers. The second it was over, you placed the mic on its stand, ran to the table, grabbed your coat, and hauled ass out to the parking lot.

     You were just about to unlock your car when you heard a voice behind you.

     “(Y/n)!” Arin was the last person you wanted to see right now, so of course he was the one to run out after you.

     “I’ve gotta go, man. I’m really sorry. It was really fun being there for the recording sesh earlier, but it’s getting late.” You sifted through the keys on your keyring as you spoke, hoping that he would sense your urgency and go back inside without pressing the issue further.

     “Are you ok? You don’t usually run out like that.”

     “Well, usually I don’t do embarrassing shit like that in front of the only people whose opinions I give a fuck about.”

     “Shit, was it really that bad? I thought you did great-”

     “Well it was nowhere near as good as Dan and sure as hell not as good as you. Not to mention the fact that he definitely chose that song just to embarrass me in front of you.”

     “In front of me? Why? I’ve never even heard-”

     “I really just want to go home and sleep off the overwhelming urge to punch something, ok? I’m overwhelmed as hell and I just-... I can’t be around you or Ross right now.”

     “Can I at least ask why not me?”

     “Fuck Arin, I’m into you! Ross knows that, and that’s why he chose that fucking song. He’s been pushing me to tell you nonstop an he finally got his fucking wish. I didn’t want to say anything because I knew you would never reciprocate, but at this point, fuck it. I might as well humiliate myself one last time before I-”

     You didn’t expect the hand pulling you closer, and you especially didn’t expect the lips that were now pressed against yours. The shock wore off fast, and you melted right into him. The cold night air was gone, replaced with the warmth of the hands that were settled on either side of your face.

     “Are you gonna shut up and come back inside now?”

     “I don’t know, I think I might need a little more convincing.”

     “Oh, my god. Come here.”

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Do other writers ever get this like, hyper-specific dialogue exchange drop into their brains and you know exactly where these character are standing and what they’re doing and how they’re saying these words but that’s all you get. You don’t have much other context and this specific moment that exists only at this time in your headspace??

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In Case You Need a Smile Today - The Newlywed Game

From: Just Married! - 10 Minute Power Hour

Arin just gets so excited about getting it right, it’s honestly fantastic. Wholesome and goofy friendship, we love to see it. 

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God I wanna write SO BAD but I have absolutely ZERO motivation dineodkwbdj

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Arin with his hair down

Requested by @saiq2004 and @septicsanchez

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but did y’all think about enemies to lovers game gyaru?

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here’s a video of dan and arin being best friends for approximately 4 and a half minutes

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Here’s a gif I made of animated Arin scooting around on his tush

CREDIT:  Today is Football (by Sherbies) - Game Grumps Animated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3L4EqFpbo0

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I love this meme

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SOMEONE GET ARIN THE SLEEK BLACK DRESS HE WANTS 

R I G H T  N O W 

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more fall grumps

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