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U like the Mandalorian ?
yeah i think theyre easier to peel than oranges
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how are my gays and gay adjacents tonight what are yall up to
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love is stored in the bear shaped honey bottle
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Oh to be a round little frog on a mushroom cake
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monkeys that have tails are so fucked up and scary they’re like the worst animals by far
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adam and eve named him abel because he was able to get killed by his brother
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Hey baby have u considered committing to friendship the same way you’re endeared to the idea of romantic love
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why don’t you plant some lavender and when it blooms you can squeeze a leaf or two between your fingers and the smell will calm you down. how about you do that. bitch
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do you guys wanna move to the comment section of allrecipes.com i think it would be good for us
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“У меня просто кость пушистая. Дай колечки”…
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