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Gyno asked if I was sexually active and when I said yes he said "not anymore you're not and then filled my pussy up with cement is this normal??

yes #celibacy #cementpussylifestyle

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Those actually aren’t porn bots it’s the Seattle polycule they joined tumblr

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I love dragons. 

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one flesh one end babyyyyyyy

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Now introducing Mother Bebis’s second in command: Homunculus Nimin The Fungicide. It has taken a very long time for Mother Bebis to select who would sit at her right hand but she’s finally decided. She will soon get him outfitted with clothes befitting his position but for now she hopes everyone will welcome him with many shouts of admiration. Domination has only just begun.

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"cytherea would have known the moment she set eyes on you!"

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Gyno asked if I was sexually active and when I said yes he said "not anymore you're not and then filled my pussy up with cement is this normal??

yes #celibacy #cementpussylifestyle

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mwamwamwamwa (and they were enkidu and gilgamesh) mwamwamwamwa

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butterfly soup 2 said justice for girls that are kind of cringe and fail. and they were right

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It is good for the soul to microdose being a hater....so long as one remembers to always macrodose minding ones own business....

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“Run into a cave and break your ankle so that people have to come find you and they see you lying at the bottom of this beautiful cave and maybe there’s a waterfall and the light from the crystals makes you look really beautiful and they say “Are you okay?” and you say “I think so” and they say “oh my God have you been here alone this whole time with a broken ankle” and you say “it’s okay” and they say “you’re so brave” and you are brave and you look so beautiful surrounded by cave crystals and everyone stands over you and says “oh wow” and “you poor beautiful thing” and “I’m so sorry we let you run into the cave but I’m so glad we found you” and let them carry you home and promise to be your best friends forever and that everything’s their fault and also they named the cave after you and you’re prettier than all of your enemies and your enemies all died of jealousy while you were in the cave.”

— Daniel M. Lavery, How To Respond To Criticism (via boringoldraphael)

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(guy who hasnt eaten today voice) no no im fine its just yknow the horrors. yeah theyre unending again

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I love me