tell us your most embarrassing story
So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.
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i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember i dont even like me
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if you are a vegan
great!
tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
but if you ever
ever
tell me that im a killer
or try to make me feel bad
for eating meat
i
will
eat
you
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50% of me: Wants to wear pastel clothes and flower crowns and dip dye my hair pretty colours
Other 50% of me: Wants to wear a shit ton of black and leather jackets
100% of me: Is sitting on tumblr wearing bambi pajamas
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This tree was decorated by Hungarian Michael Jackson fans. It’s right in front of the hotel where he was staying at when he came to Budapest. It is covered in photographs, fan art, drawings, messages and they always place candles around it.
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Johnny Depp photographed by Henny Garfunkel, 1991
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