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we were discussing kinks in the friend group voice chat tonight, and i was like damn, i love the mutual trust and sharing that's going on here and now, and i feel like i should share my own stuff but also my mic is a little faulty so i need to talk SO LOUD and i am in a place that is only semi-private

and my girlfriend (who knows and has known) was like, babe, do you want me to tell the chat for you

and i was like ? yeah sure why not

so my gf told the friend group about my porn blog like she was my PR manager making an announcement

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when a butch's carabiner of keys pulls their belt loop down and you get to see just a lil triangle of their boxers waistband above it, that's lingerie. to the enlightened mind

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whoever came up with dessert was so real. "oh, looks like you just finished an entire meal, would you like to top it off with something sweet and rich?" hell fucking yeah i would

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oh i almost forgot. happy tdov! i hope you're safe. i hope you're finding joy in your body. i hope you're eating well. i hope you know you're loved.

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wait wait wait. the disembodied arms that act as torch-bearers in jean cocteau's la belle et la bete... the disembodied arms that offer food and rub bellies in feedist art... i'm connecting the fuckign dots!

beauty and the beast but make it feedist. is that anything

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spit in my mouth (so that i'll have enough saliva to swallow this migraine pill)

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when the band pretends they're done for the night and goes offstage until everyone begs for them to come back loudly enough... this, too, is bratting

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the task is complete but at what cost (i ran out of energy for writing freak fiction)

once i file my taxes i can write some freak fiction. as a treat

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once i file my taxes i can write some freak fiction. as a treat

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beauty and the beast but make it feedist. is that anything

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not sure to what extent this will ever be relevant but i think it would be cute to go by Bobb or Bobbie on this blog. since my url is Big Ol Bad Blog

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i just think they have a point, is all.

today we're horny about: uhhh idk um. y'know those old timey diners with the big neon signs outside that just say EAT? yeah those

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a feeder who's like "i'll awaken appetites you never knew you had. i'll introduce you to cravings deeper and stranger than you could imagine. a world of whole new pleasures. i'm gonna rewire your entire brain." and then they teach their feedee an appreciation for pineapple on pizza

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overheard a conversation about how to dunk oreos. one guy says you can stick a fork into the frosting in the middle and use that to dip the whole cookie without getting your fingers in the milk. nice nice, makes sense, good engineering. another guy says he likes to make a stack of four oreos and then pour heavy cream over them all.

um.

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today we're horny about: uhhh idk um. y'know those old timey diners with the big neon signs outside that just say EAT? yeah those