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Where are the Megan Hilty fanfics because I know that woman would read them. I don’t want to read them I just want the amusement of knowing she would scrape the internet for them.

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I just heard a Brit say “a spice bag would kill an American,” … baby that’s onions pepper fries and some chicken nuggets. EAT A BOUDIN BALL WITH PEPPER JACK AND TRY NOT TO CHOKE you tasteless fucks.

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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

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I don’t ever talk about Sleep Token on here but the lore plagues me and I think Sleep is an Angler Fish because of the context we get through there music. There is a constant allusion to whole consumption and the attraction to light in a way that is constantly foreboding (I plus also talk about all of Hypnosis right here too but that’s not gonna happen) and while yes that could be a euphemism for any relationship with a higher power there is a constant distinct mention of teeth along with the light euphemisms and it always comes after the light.

Any ways what do I know I’m just a casual (I am not casual about sleep token at all)

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Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

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THEY GAVE MY BITCH MIRKO THE BOA HANCOCK SPECIAL IM DEAD AND HORNY

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Some German meme crashed my tumblr

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mm fulled of eggs

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Reblog if you're on team "don't touch me without my permission but if you have my permission please never stop touching me"

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Cnc is a tumblr moot

noncon friendship

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Silly fucking circus episode- you abstract monopoly piece, you made me rethink my resentment towards my father.

Probably overhyped episode 3 a bit, so I apologize to everyone who's expecting it to be a groundbreaking masterpiece of existential horror, when it's mostly just gonna be another silly circus episode with some spooky shit in it.

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Seeing old moots get exponentially hornier in their main posts is so fun, like, “yes bitch, slut out.”

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Dessa’s tweets speak to me on a spiritual level

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There is something about Cyn that is just “lizard coded” and I cannot put my finger on it but like this bitch is not a murderous computer this is one of them desert geckos that sprays shit from its tail glands

I like when she

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I read this as Lazlo cravensworth.

vampire: My darling, my eternal flame, my heart's joy taken human form... you simply must drink water your blood tastes like shit.

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My fan cast for Mia is Anne Hathaway and my fan cast for Charolette is Christina Hendricks no further questions.