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I need a little help here

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dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

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Oh btw Yzma is a golden example of a likeable non sympathetic villain. The audience knows she is totally evil and pretty much un redeemable but the writers and character designers did such an excellent job of making her so likeable and visually appealing A fucking plus

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If it keeps you from killing yourself it's not stupid. This applies to anything btw.

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The 13th century Swedish peasant boy who's crashing on my couch keeps eating my leftover General Tso's. I always tell him he can order his own but he's all "oh no, just wonton soup is fine with me, it reminds me of winters at home by the fire" but when I open the fridge the next day, what do I see? Not my leftovers! I don't even think they had wontons in medieval Sweden.

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me, incorrect: everyone is probably sick of me drawing this character by now...

my inner voice, wise: ah, but this cannot be... because I am part of "everyone"... and until I am sick of drawing them... it will not be everyone

me, opening a new blank canvas: ur so right

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last night i had a dream that i told a joke that was so funny it killed people. I woke up after killing someone with it and in my tired stupor, rushed to write it down before I forgot it or fell back asleep. I just checked and this is what i wrote down

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If a girl hits you with a beam you should always thank her no matter what kind of creature or critter it may turn you into

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I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

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r/vexillology

The Flag of Japan but it's actually this hand towel with a perfectly-placed water stain

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reblog to give a plushie to the person you reblogged this from

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Oh she thinks she’s the plusherrrrr

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youre telling me a ham fisted this metaphor??