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I wonder how your pipis would look when hatched... They could be so cursed or so cutey

Oh, it could be a variation of things!

Yes, traits from Tenna and I. There are many ways they could combine.

The only thing that’s a guarantee is that their noses will be long like ours!

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Sooooooo, still kinda curious about the pipis being your kiddos works, but I feel like it’s going to be another health class explanation…

Basically! The Pipis are my eggs, they start from me, and naturally have some of my magic because of that- the fertilized ones at least.

Other darkners can infuse magic in the Pipis, which is what I did. Therefore, the Pipis are also my kids! They do start with Spamton, though.

That’s how they’re both of ours, despite physically only coming from me. Basically, it’s a whole lot of Magic.

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I was houngry so i eaten a pipiss

First somebody steals one.

Now people are eating them.

What in the world?

It’s a good thing only we know where the fertilized ones are, love.

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The sky is burnin- shoot wrong people. Your sky isn't burning, don't worry :3

Ah, thank goodness! ^)

That’s reassuring 8^]

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*rolls you both into a FAT blunt*

Are you aware that we can just… unroll ourselves?

I’m so big that I can just squirm out of it!

He can!

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Pipis has been saved :)

Oh, a lovely pipis!

I’m glad the little one is okay! Should develop just fine from here.

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feast mode: ACTIVATED #hungry FEED.ME.PIPIS.com

We WILL NOT. FEED YOU PIPIS.

THEY ARE OUR CHILDREN?

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I have no idea who bit my poor pipis but i did get my keys eaten and my nose bit the same day i found it so

I wouldn't be surprised if that was why it was bitten </3

— @bigshot-autosss

Ah, we’ve had similar cases.

Little fella should be okay, though! If it’s not missing any shell and there’s just a bite mark you should be all good. I would patch up any cracks using gauze and tape to prevent further cracking and premature hatching.

Let us know if the little one is okay, alright?

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Guys help i found an uncomfortably round pipis

Its like Perfectly Spherical is it sick or something????

Its also got a bite mark on it but i feel like thats unrelated

Sometimes pipis are spherical, it’s perfectly fine!

IT HAS A BITE MARK?

WHO DID IT? WHO DID IT?

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*a little green alien creature walks up to spamton. It looks up at him with its big beady black eyes and speaks in a language hard to understand*

arp owurp murp monurp mistarp morp

(this can be translated btw)

I’m sorry, little friend. I’m not sure what you’re saying, though it seems to be something about owing money?

Could you perhaps… use a translator? I’m sorry…

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(I have no idea how to translate it but i tried. You owe me money mister man is what I got.)

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[Rock person summoned. The rock is taken, and the Spamton and Tenna are given them some healing item to heal up.] I think they are trying to catch your attention obviously. In a rude way.

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Ah, our familiar rock friend.

Thank you for the heal!

I believe so too.

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"Hear that whine? That's your CRT asking for a walk!" Bro???? Why is Tenna freaky

I don’t recall ever saying this on live television!

Yeah, yeah- how did you figure that out?

Probably the pippins, wasn’t it?

Likely, yes.

Besides, asking for a walk isn’t freaky!! That’s a perfectly healthy exercise for anthropomorphic TVs! It’s the things that happen after that are ^)

Are we allowed to say that…?

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*throws a rock at you*

HEY!

Ow!

What the heck?

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Pipis are clams but also eggs… Spamton, are you a clam

Not a clam, they’re only eggs in our universe! Like bird eggs 8^].

Also, I’m an AD-ison!

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where do pipis come from pls help im so confused...

We cannot talk about that on air.

AD-isons are bird like! That is all we can say ^)

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So darkners of different species can reproduce with each other?

Technically, yes! Because we’re made of magic.

Though the pipis are mine, Tenna is enable to infuse some of his magic in the eggs. It doesn’t work the same way as lightener reproduction.

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WHERE IS HOW ITS MADE I NEED TO WATCH HOW ITS MADE

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When a darkner and another darkner fall in love-

Don’t be silly! Pipis are natural eggs, they aren’t exactly ���made.”

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