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one thing no one ever teaches you is that you can just make things nicer and more intentional- you can take your energy drink, pour it in a rocks glass over ice with a slice of lime on the rim, and sip it slow. and you'll think, "wow i am the biggest faggot to have ever lived". and you know what? you're right.

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Taking the red hats off of half a dozen gnomes and loading them carefully, tearfully, into a revolver.

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(driving home from work) i must not kill myself. killing myself is the myself killer. i will— (sees a guy jogging shirtless and he’s all sweaty) Woaw i wish I lived in his armpit (crashes car into telephone pole)

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I just feel like externalizing this.

Work is hard and exhausting, so I don't work on my personal game projects often. However, I do document stuff. Being able to look back at what I've written, how much of it, with pictures and links and comments to boot, helps my growth feel more palpable.

Even if you aren't working on a project of yours very frequently, remember that every bit of work on it is VERY valuable.

Even if you aren't working on a project of yours at all, just remember that needing to rest and regroup is as human as breath.

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bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

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Alright yeah this influx of porn bots is absolutely ridiculous. I just started scrolling through some of the tags I frequent but don’t follow and all of them were at least 30% naked girls. I should not have to see uncensored vagina on my dash when I look up marine biology. Or ever, because I don’t want to and I don’t follow tags that should contain that. I’m declaring war on them btw

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Nothing more punk than someone who is in pain all the fucking time and just continues to exist.

Edit: this isn't about random characters. This is about physically disabled people.

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Kids these days with their Cocomelon color sorting infinite runner games. They'd be much more well adjusted with the classic flash games i grew up with like "Click The Stickman And He Kills Himself"

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this is tbe funniest fucking comment

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i hate that this is on “bad two sentence horror” because its actually good

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thematically speaking a four year old child and hamster are the same sort of life form. would eat anything. craves small spaces and violence. will throw themselves off heights at any given moment. cannibalistic if left unattended

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pitbull breeders really spent hundreds of years perfecting a breed of dog that everyone hates but it just looks at you like a pathetic awkward guy

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Fun fact: Samus' zero suit is a bodysuit in more recent games instead of the tank-top she wore in older games because at this point, she's been spliced with so many species' DNA you really don't want to see what the rest of her skin looks like.

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I’m just saying that maybe it wouldn’t have turned out quite as bad.

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... why was the gendered slur necessary???

We’re not having this debate about cunt again. Your friends and nice people are good cunts or sound cunts, people who do bad things are stupid cunts.