HEY EVERY !!! IT'S ME! EV3RY BUDDYS FAVORITE [[Number 1 rated salesman 1997]] SPAMT- SPAMTON G. SPAMTON! Current event: None (Yet)
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oo my GOD ITS BEEN FOREVER SINCE I POSTED.
apologies to everybody. The truth is that the mun here has been struggling with alcoholism for a long time. I was hospitalized and went to rehab and am THRILLED TO BITS to say im 5 months sober and still kickin. love u all <3 oo
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(from @beans-in-a-bud)
A sunflower critter sits in front of you.
What do?
The puppet scratches his chin for a moment, perplexed as to how a sunflower would even grow deep down here in the dark world as he's only read about them in books.
A light bulb lights. He disappears for a moment leaving behind a Him Shaped dust cloud before returning just as fast with a full watering can.
He gently waters the rare flower.
*" YOU KNOW... I HEAR IF YA [[Speak]] T0 [[Planté]] THEY GROW BETTER... STRONGER. I W0ULDNT BURDEN [U] WITH TOO MUCH OF MY VOICE THOUGH..."
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STAND UP WITH OUR HEADS IN THE CLOUDS AND LOOK INTO… [[ H E A V E N ]]
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*" Y- YEAH!! [[Dates And Walnuts]]!! YOU KNOW... LIKE... [[Dinner]], SOMETIMES DANCINg DEPENDING-" He was cut off by the slam of the shop door. He did get a definite 'Sure' anld 'yeah'rom the Lightner which was already so much more than he expected-- still, a short while after the door slammed in his face the static began to tale over his vision along with the white noise that strangled his voice. It felt like the longest 5-ish minutes of his life before much to his surprise, the doorknob was being turned from the other side. He hastily shook the static from his vision and resumed his previous statement, *" -ON HO W FANCY THE PLACE IS!" As if there hadn't been any interruption at all.
*" W-WAIT-T YOURE... [[Ready, Steady, Fighty]] TO GO N0W?" Spamjo's jaw dropped-- literally dropped right from his head and he quickly scrambled to pick it up from the ground and snap it back into place with a loud and uncomfortable CLICK!
*" UH I MEAN... of course! OF COURSE. YA SURE YOUR B0SS WONT BE [[Upsetti]] THOUGH?" He knew all too well how the retail 'industry' worked as a former addison, she'd likely be expected to show up early tomorrow or skip a break because of his interruption, and yet... she seemed strangely curious, even eager maybe.
*" S-SO... [U] EV3R BEEN TO THE CYBER GRILL?" Spamjo immediately regretted naming the first restaurant that came to mind. But alas, there were no take backs.
@hxzelwallflower HAS BEEN SCARED $#*%LESS
Oblivious to the fact that he just made Eileen completely wipe out in fear, Spamjo proceeds, *“ ANGEL!!! I BROUGHT [U] A [[Lil]] SOMETH1Ng!! YKNO W… AS UH… JUST A LITTLE [[Sorry I Made You Kiss Me]] PRESenT!!! 2 MAKE UP FOR NEW YEARS EVE. HEAHAHEHAHA!!” He pulled out a bouquet of what appeared to be dandelions from his inventory. *“ SORRY I DIDN’T GET YA SOM3THING… NICER.”
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Another redraw!
The original looked so bad, and needed a fixer up IMMEDIATELY!
Made one without the text, so you can enjoy the image as a whole.
Original version:
LINK
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Spamton’s first phone call…
Some animation and background practice with Spamton because why not!
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Was he going to address the startling effect his sudden appearance had on her? No, of course not-- he's had that effect on people, both light and darkners, for years now.
*" I JUS-T FEEL LIKE I KIND OF... SORT OF... [[Lethal Force!]]ED Y0U INTO IT. HAH... I-IT WAS... IT WAS N1CE-- NOTHING [U] D1D... JUST UH...
WELL... if... I WAS WONDER1NG..." OH God was he really about to go through with asking this? He's used to rejection of every kind so literally the worst response he could get would be 'Ew' and it wouldn't be the first time he's heard it.
*" HYPOTHETICALLY... IF UH... IF BY THE [[Slim Shady]] CHANCE Y0U ALSO... THOUGHT IT WAS NICE...
WOULD YOU... LIKE TO- TO- TO- TO- TO- TO-" He stopped the anxious glitch with a firm slap of his palm to his temple--the only way he knew how.
*" TO. GO. ON. A. [[Date and Time]], WITH. [(Yours Truly~]]?"
@hxzelwallflower HAS BEEN SCARED $#*%LESS
Oblivious to the fact that he just made Eileen completely wipe out in fear, Spamjo proceeds, *“ ANGEL!!! I BROUGHT [U] A [[Lil]] SOMETH1Ng!! YKNO W… AS UH… JUST A LITTLE [[Sorry I Made You Kiss Me]] PRESenT!!! 2 MAKE UP FOR NEW YEARS EVE. HEAHAHEHAHA!!” He pulled out a bouquet of what appeared to be dandelions from his inventory. *“ SORRY I DIDN’T GET YA SOM3THING… NICER.”
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Zoomies!
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Please click for better quality! :D
also God please ignore how ugly Jevil is- he looks much nicer in my other art of him
[Image I.D.:
Design explorations of Spamton from Deltarune. The artist laments that he is all triangles and that’s hard to draw. Ultimately through much trial and error they arrive on a slightly rubberhose, more stylized look that they seem to be happy with.
Different angles and slightly different expressions of Spamton on the next page. There are notes that in the attempt to make him creepy, the artist added too much detail, losing the Toony-ness of the preferred design. Finally, a picture of a very ugly Jevil leaping from behind Spamton, scythe raised.
“Long time, no see, Puppet boy” Jevil says. Holding a fist at the ready to sock the jester, Spamton asks in ad-speak “What in the shit happened to your mascara!?”
End I.D.]
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oo I SWEAR TO G OD in [[H E A V E N]] I'm still alive and love u all-- I've just been VERY busy with life stuff moving to a new part 9f the country <3 oo
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crossposting this to tumblr too since twitter really liked it
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Hey sorry about your boyfriend. Yeah he turned into a disc and got inserted into a robot. Yeah with the angel wings and puppet strings. Yeah we had to cut the strings to free him but in attempting to escape the confines of his existence and reach Heaven he flew too close to the metaphorical sun and met his fate. Yeah he’s a pair of glasses now, sorry.
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Send 'Who is... + a character name' to find out what your character means to my muse.
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@hxzelwallflower HAS BEEN SCARED $#*%LESS
Oblivious to the fact that he just made Eileen completely wipe out in fear, Spamjo proceeds, *" ANGEL!!! I BROUGHT [U] A [[Lil]] SOMETH1Ng!! YKNO W... AS UH... JUST A LITTLE [[Sorry I Made You Kiss Me]] PRESenT!!! 2 MAKE UP FOR NEW YEARS EVE. HEAHAHEHAHA!!" He pulled out a bouquet of what appeared to be dandelions from his inventory. *" SORRY I DIDN'T GET YA SOM3THING... NICER."
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How to care for a Spamjo:
Be an audience. There is nothing a Spamjo likes more than attention. Your Spamjo will thrive if their musical and artistic habits are appreciated. Remember to provide your Spamjo with regular rewards of kromer to encourage good behavior. Loud, boisterous advertising is normal for this species; don't punish the Spamjo for doing so. Spamjos may enjoy boxes to hide in. Don't be afraid to experiment!
Care Instructions! oo EXTREMELY accurate and helpful care tips! He DOES enjoy a nice box regardless of whether he can actually fit or not. This man WILL attempt to loaf in a shoebox like a cat. oo
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