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Can tell Merry & Pippin apart, of course they can, what kind of question is that: Frodo, Sam

Could not initially tell Merry & Pippin apart but made an effort to learn their names & can now tell them apart: Aragorn, Boromir

Try as he might cannot consistently tell Merry & Pippin apart: Gimli

Can absolutely tell Merry & Pippin apart but pretends not to be able to: Gandalf

Cannot tell Merry & Pippin apart and not even trying: Legolas

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Whenever I see the popular phrase "not all who wander are lost" used for water bottles or artsy bumper stickers on Jeeps and credited to an ""anonymous"" author I get so annoyed. Like, excuse me, that line was written by famed hobbit poet and historian Bilbo Baggins, from his poem about Aragorn son of Arathorn, the long awaited Heir of Isildur, who is destined to restore order to the race of Men return glory to the White City of Minas Tirith. We know exactly who wrote this quote, nothing "anonymous" about it.

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It's amazing how Fellowship of the Ring, a movie released in 2001, has scenes that are in extreme darkness (like the giant squid fight at the gates of Moria) and I can still easily tell what is going on. It's amazing how Fellowship of the Ring, which once again is from the year 2001, has quiet dialogue scenes and loud action scenes and yet I do not constantly have to mess with the volume to hear what is being said and avoid having my ears blown out, respectively. Why is this remarkable again

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no hobbits allowed

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May it be when darkness falls your heart will be true.

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the fellowship of the rings + scenery

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“Many places I have been Many sorrows I have seen But I don’t regret nor will i forget All who took that  road with me.” (The Last Goodbye, Billy Boyd). “The Company of Thorin & the Fellowship od the Ring, after Rivendell”, watercolours and golden ink.

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What’s this? A ranger caught off his guard?

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Gandalf: I love all the hobbits! Bilbo, Frodo, Sam, Merry and… *reads smudged writing on hand* …Popcorn.

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Bilbo: I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

Hobbits:

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Will any person ever exude as much Raw sexual energy as Aragorn sitting in the prancing pony with his feet up smoking his pipe face half covered in shadow like the Dramatic Bitch™ he is I don’t think so

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