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Now that I see this I realize it would be much funnier if it was Reyna instead of Will damn

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it's not xulips account if he's not breaching out to his nostalgia every once in awhile

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Been so focused on Twiyor lately that I almost forgot about this particular development

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Waking Up 💚💜

(please Tumblr don’t make me censor this 😭)

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akito’s hero ken has cartilage piercings so i think at some point he’d wanna get his pierced too

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invigorating

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Jinshi, holding an oddly shaped bottle: i can’t tell if this is alcohol or perfume

Maomao, snatches the bottle and downs it in one go: it’s perfume

Jinshi:

Maomao:

Jinshi: VOMIT NOW

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Skeptical

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stupid wee modern au doodles I did a couple days ago

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polysquad headcanon that despite touya being the last to learn to drive he is in fact the designated driver because akito has terrible road rage, an has that plus terrible driving skills, and kohane drives unbearably slow

btw your art that was posted on pinterest was the shinonome siblings "get along shirt," i couldn't paste images for some reason

my shit gwts reposted on pinterest for yrs ive stopped caring lol but tysm for letting me know i appreciate it !

and i looove ur hc haha (more below)

as for me i dont think akito would have that bad of road rage for me i think an would just be super reckless and give everyone a heart attack and kohane would be too anxious to drive(totally not projecting)

both toya and akito would drive them me thinks . and an would joke about them being super gentlemanly

ena would constantly make akito drop her off places after he gets his license and drags him everywhere more often with the promise of paying for the gas/food

his road rage i think would be quite mild, as i dont think his temper is thaaat bad. ena however--

like someone would cut him off and either ena or an would mostly get mad on his behalf and akito just goes along w it like "yea how DARE they"(mostly humouring them)

an: akito whyd u let him cut u off like that!?

akito: ah did they?

an: ppl on the road nowadays this is why we need dash cams -(proceeds to go on a rant)

akito: (getting mad at her examples) ugh yea whyd he do that ur so right wtf

(then both akian pass by the driver angrily trying to peek at the person driving)

meanwhile toya maybe not at first but eventually would be the smoothest driver ever he just hands any of them the aux and they become too preoccupied w music to care abt the dumb ppl on the road . someone would cut him off and he'd still apologize

someone honks at an in a 4 way and shes spitting curses at them while kohane is in the back telling toya about 30 bug facts she learned the other day. 50/50 chance akito's napping in the passenger's seat

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sleeves that large can s-leeve you speechless

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ngl one of the things i love about apothecary diaries is that once maomao got lihaku an invite with parin, she became one of his bestest friends (or as much as they can be with their respective statuses). his cherished bro. part of his little dog pack that only consists of two members: maomao and himself. he would do anything for her in a completely platonic sense. come and meet this hunting dog and see how the whistle works. yeah, ill let you into the building that exploded, and ill give you the materials to make something explode again. you want to see my goddamn dick? sure! if its for parin, i dont care!!

most underrated duo imo. black cat and golden retriever besties

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My humble headcanon is that Jinshi and Maomao encourage one another to do what their old selves couldn’t as kids: Jinshi probably washes Maomao's hair lovingly to compensate the years nobody cared for her, Maomao helps Jinshi to arrange a collection of his choice, something no one will ever take away from him.

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Maomao could do whatever the fuck she wanted forever in the palace like

If a court lady won’t let her, most—if not all—of the top concubines at a given moment would have her back

If the concubines don’t have jurisdiction she just has to think about the concept of family dinner in the vicinity of her bio dad and he’ll abuse his major political power to fit her whims

If it’s beyond his political maneuvering she could link pinkies with the crown prince and he’d beg to move mountains for her

And at the end of the day if none of that worked the emperor would pardon her for whatever she does bc he’d think it’s funny

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