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hi

here asking for a hug, handshake, fist bump, or an hour of uninterrupted and extremely close eye contact <3

SURE! Make sure to stare directly into my eye for a LONG time!!! No tricks promise!!

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Why did you do it?

DO WHAT? You’re going to need to specify! I’ve done lots of things! For example the nightmares you’re going to have tonight about your deepest regrets and fears!

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Alllo! What’s your opinion on shrimp?

And how’s Therapism going? (Fish tanks are calming. Do they have one there?)

~ @i-am-a-shrimp

Shrimp are useless like most life on earth, they sit around procreating and then get eaten by a fish, their only purpose is to clean and get eaten! Talk about being a doormat!

As for therapy. STUPID! These smiley face sticker collecting idiots keep trying to pry for stuff that isn’t there! I can’t attack them so during group I turned one of the other excuses for evil’s head into a fish tank! It was hilarious but the counselors have no sense of humor (as expected) and now I’m in ‘time out’

I think I’m going to turn the janitor into a land mine next and see what happens!

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Hi! I think you're cool so I'm gonna follow along... do you think they're gonna catch you and get you back into therapy? - 🎃 anon

HAHA! HAHAHA! THEY CAN TRY! BUT THEY’LL NEVER STOP ME FROM REACHING THE MASSES! ONE WAY OR ANOTHER I WILL GET OUT OF THIS STUPID PLACE! ITS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME.

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DID YOU HAVE INTERDIMENSIONAL RELATIONSHIP WITH THAT HUMAN?

What human?! I’ve never had a relationship with any human! They’re disgusting and squishy and very easily blow up! I’d rather date mary again than fall in love with ANYONE who’s human. EVER.

…..

ever.

Falling in love with a mortal is like strapping a ticking time bomb to your chest! What kind of idiot would do that?!

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Seeing how you absolutely FUMBLED Ford, imma get in touch w/ him. Gonna pick up what you HORRENDOUSLY dropped ☺️☺️

SIXER? YOU CAN HAVE HIM! He’s failed me enough times to make a hopeful mom walk out of a room crying! It’s FINE! You can have him! I don’t care at ALL. just don’t be surprised when he gets all pissy about YOUR plans of world domination and BETRAYS YOU!

ALSO! I didn’t fumble! He was the idiot for not taking my offer.

OH AND GOOD LUCK TRYING! that brainiac would rather make out with a spreadsheet.

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Hello my favorite extra terrestrial being. Your more then welcome to take my soul.

-Tavern

Well Saloon i don’t need your soul that things useless! body on the other hand? More than willing to take that off your plate!

Don’t worry I’ll take ‘great care’ of it!

Im willing to pick that bad boy up and take it for a test drive as soon as I get out of this place

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Can u posess me

PLEASE???

I can now possess you for the low low price of…..YOUR BODY!

just drive down to gravity falls Oregon and shake my statues hand and you’ve got yourself a DEAL kid!

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I could fix you

Hilarious that you think you can fix me, Im not broken! I am FINE. I am SANE. I am PERFECTLY NORMAL AND WELL. So no fixing needs to be done here!

As for the flirting attempt nice try you meat jailed skeleton but I’m not interested in romance with anyone who has less than six fingers!

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If you could take over any town other than Gravity Falls, what would it be?

I’d take over GRAVESFIELD!! Heard through the grapevine that some INTRESTING things have gone on there not too long ago! Might be worth looking into.

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IM BAAAACK!

You suckers really think that those stupid therapists and doctors could keep me from finding another way to get people to do my bidding?! No way!

I managed to get my hands on the internet! And BOY has that been fun! Apparently tumblr is where the gullible SMART people are! I see that you flesh prisons make these things called ASK BLOGS! so I took it upon myself to make my own!

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