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we were the kids who screamed we weren't the same +

don’t remove the caption please

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of course the professor i want to take violence and sexuality with is a zionist of fucking course

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YIPPE!!!!!

redecorated my laptop (ft @bilvy’s tumblr snoopy <3) can you tell i’m an annoying gay person

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feels like i’m dying

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I noticed they put in movies here for the set—for the college parties and, um. —MY FAMILY HOME WITH JESSE EISENBERG

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You are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you’re gonna go throught life thinking girls don’t like you because you’re a nerd. And I want you to know from the bottom of my heart that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole.

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UNDER THIS MOON! | don’t repost | redbubble

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MARK ZUCKERBERG

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

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experiencing thoughts and memories

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I was drunk, and angry, and stupid… and blogging.