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Having a much older, much more experienced person tell you you're doing well in your shared hobby is better than crack, especially when the hobby tends to be 80% retired ppl. Like, hell yeah I'm gonna get a good grade in birdwatching and I'm not even 50. Child prodigy moment

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911 operator: there’s a man with a gun? and he’s dangerous?

randy: he’s literally nice

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the original butchfem (dear daniel & hello kitty)

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No light, No light

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LOLLL the delivery of this has me on the floorrrrr

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ummmm benson in a wifebeater.....ouuu

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Saw some jokes about Obi-Wan being a toxic boy mom and must take this to the extreme. Sometime during Anakin's teen years, when they're constantly at odds and fighting, Obi-Wan joins a holonet support forum for parents. He's read all the books on "Bonding (And Unbonding) with Your Padawan" but they're not helping. Anakin isn't his son, but he'll take any advice he can get at this point. The forum starts out helpful, but devolves over time.

Someone mentions being sad that eventually their baby is gonna get married and move away and Obi-Wan goes ":) thank god I never have to worry about that."

"Not interested in relationships?"

"He is but he swore an oath to me when he was 9 to be single forever. (Religious/cultural reasons.)"

The other parents have a, "wtf?" Reaction but one mom immediately messages and invites him to a private forum. Their freak matches and Obi-Wan is immediately embraced by an echo chamber of poor boundaries and werid possessiveness. Obi-Wan is a bit concerned and wary, but the other parents are so nice and helpful and honestly, this whole having a padawan thing can get lonely. Other masters don't understand the struggle of training Anakin Skywalker! Their padawans were Easy in comparison.

Anyway a couple years pass and Obi-Wan overhears (or, let's be real, was convinced by the other parents to put spyware on Anakin's comms, because these people Would do that sort of fucked up shit) Anakin's plans to get secret married. He immediately turns to the forum in a panic, because Anakin is Leaving and Getting Married. To a politican!

The forum goes, "you must stop this wedding. Do whatever it takes because otherwise you're losing your boy Forever."

(Obi-Wan did explain at one point that Anakin isn't his son, but his student/ward. This had the same holding power as a leaf vs a semi truck. He just refers to him as "my boy" all the time, so the other toxic parents just shrug and go, "he's one of us. Kinda, sorta, whatever.")

Anyway he comes back like a week later and goes, "good news, he's not marrying her."

"How's you do it?"

"I offered to marry him instead."

"What the actual fuck." <- the only moment of self reflection these people have ever had. Obi-Wan is immediately banned from this group.

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SVSSS EXTRA: RETURN TO CHILDHOOD Chapter 02

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i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

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“Luo Binghe, tell me honestly, exactly how long have you been practicing Raccoonic Cultivation?” Or something

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problematic time zone gap

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it's so funny that we call him benson the passenger. cause he's not- he wasn't- like, that's why the mov-

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When I was early on in my transition I got in a Lyft, and the driver was this big country guy. I was a little nervous so I just sat quietly in the back.

After a moment he changed the music on his phone to what sounded like a Hatsune Miku song. Curiosity got the better of me, so I finally spoke up and said “is this Hatsune Miku?”

And he said “Yep. You looked uncomfortable, and I know Transgender women like Hatsune Miku, so I thought it might help.”

I think about that interaction a lot.

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Underrated aspect of the Bingqiu dynamic is that Shen Qingqiu is a huge and deliberate brat. Like, we all know that the man is allergic to expressing (or even acknowledging) his own wants, but he also just likes fucking with people. That scene where Luo Binghe asks if Qingqiu missed him and he alternates between nodding and shaking his head? That wasn’t only out of embarrassment; he was trying to get a reaction. He canonically (per the Luo-Shen Affinity Interview extra) likes when Binghe cries.

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tumblr exclusive lesbian version of this post because if i post this on instagram they will burn me at the stake <3