welcome to my twisted mind... ⛓️⛓️ 🍃 Seb/Ace | he/him | 20 🍃
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give the guy some cheese ♪~
snail as old as slime
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look at him
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can yall only stop liking photos of my dog im sexy too
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yes mom im funny i have tumblr followers- no its not 5- okay yes its 3. ok yes all three are my friends.
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sending this in as my whole final


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my spice is forgetting to take my thyroid pills and then being so irritable that i Literally Combust and then bite a mans jugular out with my teeth
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my fun hobby is making my loved ones cry by accident because I'm so inept and bad at emotions that i accidentally stumble into a Traumatic and Painful experience by accident.
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which one of you fuckers was this and are you ok now
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someone: *breathes*
me: actually i love white peaches thank you for asking
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currently living in a hotel w my parents sharing one bathroom. At this current moment my friend and i are cutting my hair and FOXnews is playing. have i fucking tripped into the backrooms or some shit??? What's Going On.
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someone just randomly asked me to be in a skramz band im literally calling their mom to take away their phone right now
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sometimes extroverts will talk a lot when im quiet for 30 seconds. it's so funny to watch yall squirm 💖
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can someone dm me who were bullying rn on tumblr i wanna be part of something
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scad professors fr be like finals due tomorrow build a bridge by 11:59 pm 💖
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someone in my class just left the professor a review and called her 'unnecessarily bitter' that's literally so fucking funny.
one time the prof told me to get over being disabled.
ok im on it sorrie
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why do straight cis people fr be like "this is our one friend we all hate. he's white, says the n word, calls us all the t slur, and actually hate crimes gays" and theyre just fine w that. Also that friend always has a dumb haircut and a worse sense of style.
straight and cis is the 'crunchy white old republican woman dog' of humans.
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