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Puppy Charlie this Puppy Charlie that

What about Puppy Grizzly??? Man's literal channel theme has been a dog for years

did u think im not a puppy grizz supporter. like. my best friend is literally puppy grizz. i love puppy grizz. they breathe life into my soul and air into my lungs

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Puppy Charlie this Puppy Charlie that

What about Puppy Grizzly??? Man's literal channel theme has been a dog for years

did u think im not a puppy grizz supporter. like. my best friend is literally puppy grizz. i love puppy grizz. they breathe life into my soul and air into my lungs

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you horndogs really liked puppy!charlie so FINE you're getting more puppy!charlie you insatiable little beasts (i say, looking in the mirror)

{ gn afab reader x charlie slimecicle, puppy play!, edging, collar&leash, non-sexual D&S dynamics, nsfw beneath the cut }

• y'know those videos of owners leaving their dogs at home and they start crying immediately and sit by the door all day? charlie :(

• he misses you every moment that you're not in his line of sight, getting more twitchy and restless by the minute because he wants His Person back :((

• you're at a small party but there aren't enough seats, so when charlie comes to sit by you, he flops onto the floor and leans his cheek against your thigh, looking up at you adoringly with those pretty puppy eyes and forgetting the rest of the room exists

• when you have to spend a while focusing on a task, he comes up to you every so often with a little offering (cup of tea/stuffed animal/hoodie/snack) that he sets on your desk wordlessly, his eyes bright and eager. he's the goodest boy in the world so he doesn't want to interrupt your work, and you know when he stops by you should give him a little status update so he doesn't get too needy <3

• he doesn't just want to be told he's a good boy though, charlie wants to earn it. his happy place is when you sit him down on a comfy chair and bind his limbs so you can edge him for an afternoon. he'll start off so obedient, laughing softly in between edges just because he's overjoyed that you're taking care of him <3

• once he starts whimpering though, you know he slips into a deeper headspace where he needs to be reminded how good he is for you. tears streak down your perfect boy's cheeks as you reach his last edge, him begging you not to make him come. the poor thing's gotten his wires all crossed, so focused for hours on staving off his orgasm just so he can be your good boy

• we know he can rarely resist a pun, so usually i think he's a smooth talker during sex, but sometimes... sometimes when he's desperate enough, he gets all slack jawed and whiny and pathetic, his pupils blown wide as he ruts his cock needily against your hole. he needs some help lining himself up, but once he's inside he's reduced to breathless moans as he rocks his hips. there's no real sense of rhythm – he's just burying himself further and further each time, as if there's something he's chasing deep in your wet heat.

• if he comes inside you, he'll pull out and drop to his knees so he can lick his cum out of you, clean up your pretty pussy and kiss it in apology for how rough he treated it <3

• and about the collar and leash babes you know i never disappoint

• charlie reserves his collar for days when he gets to devote himself to you entirely. it's not always sexual – in fact, most of the time he just seeks the feeling of being owned, of being held and cherished and taken care of.

• he'll curl up at your feet while you watch tv, the tag on his collar jingling as he nuzzles your thigh

• or he'd wear it in the bath, both of you careful not to get it too wet while you scrub shampoo into his hair and feel all the knots in his back melt

• but charlie loves when you clip the leash onto his collar the most, because it means you're going to lead him to bed and hold him close, tug on his hair and tell him exactly how he's going to make you feel good.

• you pull the leash in when he's worked up a good rhythm – you can tell his two braincells are working overtime trying not to let himself get carried away. you drag him in, kissing him sloppy and desperate, moaning, "make me cum, puppy—"

• once you've regained the feeling in all your limbs, had a drink, and caught your breath, you ask him if he wants a reward for being so good

• charlie's face goes bright pink, the flush travelling down his neck as he glances at the mess of come on his tummy

• "you... you looked so pretty, i just..."

• you spare him the embarrassment and pull him into a kiss, smiling against his lips

• he's so fucking needy all the time i need his dick so bad i'm gonna pass out

ty 4 reading!! glad u all agree with the puppy charlie agenda, i'm gonna get 100% more freaknasty from now on x

i love constructive criticism, spelling and grammar corrections, and tips on how to make my writing more inclusive :)

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don't aspire to be pup they're a dweeb ‼️

you. you have a list of people youve given kinks to. oh my god. oh my god im probably on that list arent i. oh my god i aspire to be you.

i mean i made up the word forcepup for a reason...

theyre all pup play n piss kinks LOL

it's honestly just like. so flattering that ive done it at least 5 times now

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ummmm casual "bondage practice" that quickly turns into an excuse to restrain u and take advantage of the fact that u cant move 🥰

he came up with this shit months ago and i said oooh put that in my inbox!! and now his boyfriend does this to him.

cw: cnc, spit, bondage obvi, reader has a pussy, this is kinda a targeted fic reader is based on anon. so trans guy reader never explicitly mentioned so can be read as gn but pussy is discussed. love confession at the worst time. is this shit safe? debatable. sane? absolutely not. consensual? depends on how you look at it. enjoy!

"pup do you really think i'm not spitting in my boyfriends mouth"

"Dude. Are you like, for sure I'm doing this right?" Zach pulled at the rope around your wrists, tightening it ever so slightly. The fibers chafed against your skin, rubbing at it in just the right way.

You rolled your eyes. "Yes dude, I'm 100% positive this is correct. I'm having a great time right now," He raised an eyebrow at you, and you quickly cleared your throat. "I mean, it doesn't hurt and I'm not uncomfortable! That's it,"

Zach shrugged. "Honestly, it might be better if you were into it, I dunno," He rubbed the back of his neck gently. "Trying to make sure I've got these skills on lock, so if it's enjoyable for you it means I'm doing something right at least,"

Your cheeks darkened quickly. "Um… yeah. Yeah I'm into it…" you squeaked out. You left out the part in which you specifically liked it when Zach did this to you, because that would then also admitting to the fact that you'd been harboring a thing for him for literally years now, and tied up in shibari rope while he practiced his bondage skills was really not the time for it, no matter what the fantasies in your head were saying.

Zach's cheeks darkened as well. Because he's embarassed, you idiot. It doesm't mean anything for you. He's tying up one of his bros for practice and the bro just admitted top being into it. Of course hes going to be blushing. You continued to admonish yourself silently while Zach gathered himself to speak.

"Right!" he was way too agressive, "Right," Much more normal this time. You could have giggled if you weren't also freaking out right now. "Right," he started again. "So… you're into this,"

You couldn't help but roll your eyes. "Zach, I'm into a lot of stuff,"

"I don't know dude!" His tone was defensive. "We don't usually talk about…this kind of stuff. I was surprised you even offered to do this. I was for real joking when I brought it up," When you obviusly balked, he struggled to recover. "I just mean like, this isn't a side of you I usually see, bro. It's not like I think it's weird or anything! Obviously I'm into it too, I'm the one literally tying you up,"

He visibly relaxed when your shoulders dropped and you chuckled at him. "I think we both need to probably chill out a little here,"

"Yeah," he snorted. "I'm gonna keep going okay? Tell me if anything hurts," You nodded. Zach continued to fiddle with the ropes, attaching your elbows to the line from your bound wrists. "So," he began again after a moment. "What other kinds of stuff are you into?" His voice seemed casual, but you couldn't help but read a deeper meaning into it.

"Absolutely not, buddy," you answered, voice equally as light as you internally rolled your eyes at yourself. "I'm not giving myself away like that unless you give me something back,"

He grunted. "Fine, you wanna go tit for tat dude? We can do that,"

"Haha you said tit,"

His gaze lifted from the ropes again. "Bro,"

"I'm just saying!" you defended yourself, biting your lip to hold back your laughter.

"Did you forget you has you on the ropes right now? Who's in charge here?" He yanked the ropes tighter, stretching your elbows uncomfortably.

"Ow!" you hissed, and he smirked at you. "Well don't fucking do that. Anyways, the sub is always in charge, you should know that,"

"So you're into BDSM,"

"You son of a bitch. You tricked me,"

Zach's smirk widened to a gleeful grin. "Guilty as charged," He slackened his line, hooking a finger under the rope at your elbows to loosen it. His voice was quiet as he continued. "Me too, though,"

"I sure hope it does,"

"Dude,"

"Sorry!"

"Okay, just for that, you're going first,"

"You're literally so annoying. Remind me why we're friends again?"

"I'm just that cool," Zach puffed his chest out as he spoke, performing the facade of a much more macho man.

"Riiiiiight,"you drawled. "Anyways. I'm into like… asphyxiation," You said the last word much quieter than the rest of your bravado laced speech.

"Nuh uh, no fancy terms here. Say the real shit or I'm not letting you out of this," The ropes were brought around your shoulders, pressing your arms to your chest.

You sighed loudly. "Fine, I'm into choking,"

"Good job," He stepped around behind you to tie. Your heart thudded a little faster at the praise. "Me too. I also like collaring my partners," He graced his hand over your neck, and you shivered.

"Hot,"

His voice was in your ear when he answered. "I know," You could have whined.

"I…uh," Fuck it. You could practically feel the tension dripping between the two of you at this point. If this wasn't Zach coming onto you, you didn't know what the fuck was going on. The chance was right in front of you, and you were going to take it.

You swalloed, choosing your next option carefully. "I like free use," He stiffened slightly behind you, before continuing his knots.

"What about it do you like, hm?"

"Probably the… the lack of control I have in the situation,"

You felt him tug the last knot with a bit too much force, your arms straining slightly. Desperate not to break the spell, you bit your tongue and kept silent. "You probably like my favorite then," Zach spoke lowly, gently, stepping around you like a cat stalking their prey, finishing the complicated design.

"Probably," Your tongue felt too big in your mouth, forming words becoming a challenge almost beyond your reach. "Care to share?" You could just barely speak, which also meant you could just barely brat.

"I enjoy… consensual non consent," Zach raised an eyebrow slowly. "I like catching my partners in compromising situations, enjoy them pretending they didn't set everything up just for me, just to put on a pretty show and get me to fuck them. Like to hear them deny over and over again that they were looking to get fucked, practically begging for it. Just like you're about to do now, huh?" He gripped the rope where it hung now between your wrists, and dragged you against his chest. "Aren't you, sweet thing?"

"What are you talking abo-" You didn't have a chance to finish your sentence before he slammed his mouth into yours. You groaned, leaning into the touch as he gnawed on your lip, tongue working it's way into your mouth. You decided you'd died and this was the afterlife. It was the only reasonable explanation for this to be happening. Zach had never shown any kind of interest in you that you could pick up on, and now he was practically mauling your mouth? This couldn't be real.

When he pulled away, you were breathless. "Did you really think you were getting away with it? Even if I didn't know for the past few months," he dove back in for another kiss, as agressive as the first, before continuing. "You standing here and letting me tie you up while you squirmed and rubbed your thighs together was a pretty good indicator,"

You bared your teeth at him, spurred on by his attitude. "Try years, fuckhead,"

His cheeks reddened slightly, but to his credit, he continued like you hadn't just dumped your heart in his lap in a fit of submissive spite. "You like when someone spits in your mouth?" When you opened it to answer, he gripped your jaw, pressing your cheeks together to squeeze out your tongue. And then he spat on it. And then he covered your mouth with his hand. "Swallow," Like you had any other choice.

"Good pet," The name sent a shiver down your spine. He smirked at your reaction. "Struck gold again, huh?"

"How do you…?"

"How do I what?" His tone was mocking. "How do I keep getting more and more soaking wet for me? More beyond desperate? Trust me, little one. I know you. I know everything. I've been watching you. Not like you weren't begging to tell me everything anyways. And even if I don't know," He patted your cheek condescendingly. "Your pretty little eyes tell me everything I need to know. You should see how much your pupils dilate, little one… there it is…" he chuckled. "Now, you ready to be my little plaything? My special little toy for the night?" His fingers laced into your hair, gripping and pulling your head upwards before you had the chance to nod fervently. "Doesn't matter actually. Playthings don't need to be ready, do they? I just take what I want,"

Heat pooled heavier between your legs, and you whimpered. "Please…"

His hand dropped back down to what had basically become your rope leash and started tugging you to his bedroom. "Let's go, pet. I cant wait to break you,"

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hi folks,

i'm sure you've been looking around, talking amongst each other and going "gee, this community sure is great but... i wish there was somewhere i could talk with all these people in a more direct environment!"

well boy, do i have the place for you;

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“ Where Your Normalcy Comes To Its Finish! „

in a discord server with four general chats, a fan favourite pet channel, custom emojis and colours, and a whole section just for nsfw material, there's always plenty of things to do!

in a server run by slimecicle fans, on slimecicle fans, for slimecicle fans, you'll never be disappointed by the resounding support you get, just for saying slime!

so slime on in to The Slimeblr Enclosure today, with a 100% enjoyment guarantee or your money back!

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if you guys ever wondered what it must feel like when your hunger bars shake in minecraft, i can accurately give you the answer:

bad :(

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hi folks,

i'm sure you've been looking around, talking amongst each other and going "gee, this community sure is great but... i wish there was somewhere i could talk with all these people in a more direct environment!"

well boy, do i have the place for you;

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“ Where Your Normalcy Comes To Its Finish! „

in a discord server with four general chats, a fan favourite pet channel, custom emojis and colours, and a whole section just for nsfw material, there's always plenty of things to do!

in a server run by slimecicle fans, on slimecicle fans, for slimecicle fans, you'll never be disappointed by the resounding support you get, just for saying slime!

so slime on in to The Slimeblr Enclosure today, with a 100% enjoyment guarantee or your money back!

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I LOVE TOUCHING MYSELF🔥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥🔥💥💥💥🔥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥🔥💥🔥!!!!!!!

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hi folks,

i'm sure you've been looking around, talking amongst each other and going "gee, this community sure is great but... i wish there was somewhere i could talk with all these people in a more direct environment!"

well boy, do i have the place for you;

⁺.꒦꒷ The Slimeblr Enclosure ꒷꒦˖⁺.

“ Where Your Normalcy Comes To Its Finish! „

in a discord server with four general chats, a fan favourite pet channel, custom emojis and colours, and a whole section just for nsfw material, there's always plenty of things to do!

in a server run by slimecicle fans, on slimecicle fans, for slimecicle fans, you'll never be disappointed by the resounding support you get, just for saying slime!

so slime on in to The Slimeblr Enclosure today, with a 100% enjoyment guarantee or your money back!

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hi folks,

i'm sure you've been looking around, talking amongst each other and going "gee, this community sure is great but... i wish there was somewhere i could talk with all these people in a more direct environment!"

well boy, do i have the place for you;

⁺.꒦꒷ The Slimeblr Enclosure ꒷꒦˖⁺.

“ Where Your Normalcy Comes To Its Finish! „

in a discord server with four general chats, a fan favourite pet channel, custom emojis and colours, and a whole section just for nsfw material, there's always plenty of things to do!

in a server run by slimecicle fans, on slimecicle fans, for slimecicle fans, you'll never be disappointed by the resounding support you get, just for saying slime!

so slime on in to The Slimeblr Enclosure today, with a 100% enjoyment guarantee or your money back!

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you guys are the best goons a boss could ask for 😖

it's really hot out today. everyone think about sweaty, shirtless men. for me, please ❤️

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don’t know if you do reqs but.. id like to see a caretaker charlie x reader after reader does surgery and cant walk for a month (literally just self projecting myself here)

okay im not doing any proper writing rn so you get bullet points but this is really cute (and assuming ur projecting cus you had surgery i hope u recover soon anon!!)

((I FORGOT THIS IN MY DRAFTS SORRY ANON))

charlie would've absolutely been prepping the house even before the surgery if it was scheduled and making it as easy as possible to move around

you see him watching a video on how to baby proof the house ... at least he cares

he's pampering you even before you enter the OR

he is so sweet and patient as you're coming off the anesthesia (and recording it for you to watch later because he thinks this is the cutest thing)

follows the doctors orders to a T, will narrate and make jokes n calls himself "Nurse Charlie"

this man will not leave you alone for more than an hour, he is checking in on you constantly

fluffing ur pillows and checking on your wounds and getting you plenty of water and snacks to recuperate faster

if he's streaming he has his phone right next to him to check if you've texted him, and even then he'll take a break every so often to check on you

if you're public, he tells stream he has to go check on "his patient" or something similar and come back with some bit about having to "wash all the blood off"

if you're private he'll do it under the guise of getting snacks, or alternatively, increasingly ridiculous excuses (such as gasping and saying he forgot to water his pet rock and rushing off)

so many kisses oh my god. this man would kiss you then ask if you still hurt, and if you say yes he'll go "hmm. it must not have worked, let me try again-" and then kiss you over and over until you say no

if you need to move at all charlie is right there helping you around, if not outright carrying you

he would be so careful when helping dress your stitches and making sure they heal nicely

literally any question or concern warrants a call to the doctors in his eyes. eventually they memorize his number and greet him by name everytime he calls. sometimes it's twice in an hour

he probably also makes you pop a stitch at least once from laughing too hard and he freaks out and apologizes the whole way to the hospital

when you can finally walk again, he says he's gonna miss taking care of you that much and gets all dramatic like you're leaving him (you're literally just able to walk from the bed to the couch on your own now, but don't tell him that)

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Overworked Puppy

Polycouncil fic!!!!

Timeline? Who fucking knows but enjoy it anyway!

This is incredibly self indulgent but oh well

JRWIweek was supposed to be fun. But after Riptide being on hiatus for so long, Grizzly was struggling to get all his notes and plans together. He wants to still be as good as it was before the hiatus, both for the viewers/listeners and for his partners. He's fallen into a bit of a spiral there, wanting to make Riptide perfect but also wanting to spend time with them outside of recordings. that's why they're even here isn't it? This spiral hasn't gone unnoticed though. and Grizzly's boyfriends have a plan to get him out of it.

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Someone knocks on the door to the room Grizzly’s planning in,

“Nate, can you come out here for a second?” Bizly- Zach asks. Maybe he's further into work mode than he realized…

“In a sec I just need to finish this,” Grizzly replies, smoothing his hair back with his hand and not looking back at the door.

“Dude it'll be there when you come back. Just come here,” Zach insists.

“Fine, fine,” Grizzly gets up and follows Zach into the living room where Eric is leaning against the back of the couch. “What’s going on?”

Eric takes a step forward, towards Grizzly before speaking,

“You’ve been working too much,” Grizzly opens his mouth to protest but Eric cuts him off and continues, “And we know you want to make sure everything is good and fun, but you need to take a break.”

“I don’t need a break, honestly. I’m almost done anyway-” Grizzly argues back. He’s so close to being done, he’s fine.

“And you’ll still be almost done after your break,” Zach says, putting a hand on Grizzly’s shoulder and leaning closer to his ear, “Besides, a puppy like you shouldn’t even be working like that in the first place.”

Grizzly blushes at his words, all of his partners were well aware of his petplay kink and it wasn’t like being called puppy was new for him. But this wasn’t their usual setting for using the petname.

“Don’t- don’t do that right now Zach I’m not- I need to finish my notes,” Grizzly says softly, looking away from the man next to him.

Eric moves around to be on Grizzly’s other side and tilts his head up with one of his hands, “Zach’s right Nate, puppies shouldn’t have to work at all. Especially not one as cute as you.”

“Guys-” Grizzly starts before realizing something. Where’s Charlie? There’s no way this is just the two of them doing this.

As if summoned by the mere thought of him, Charlie speaks up from behind the other three in that saccharine sweet tone of voice he always uses when he wants one of them to do something,

“Forgetting something pup?”

Grizzly hears the footsteps approaching him just before something smooth is slipped around his neck and he hears the click of a buckle fastening. Zach and Condi pull away, both smirking and allowing Grizzly to feel and see the red leather collar Charlie slipped around his neck.

“When- when did you?” Nate manages to stammer out.

Charlie quirks up his lip, “Couple weeks ago. Thought it'd look cute on you.”

“It definitely does,” Eric comments.

“Such a cute puppy,” Zach agrees.

Nate's in for a long night…

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it's really hot out today. everyone think about sweaty, shirtless men. for me, please ❤️

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woof?

FOUR HOD DOGS???? 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

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im never beating the gooner allegations